Coda

“Him? Naw, he can’t shoot for shit.”

Season 5 he does an ayahuasca ritual hosted in an AirBnb and turns his life around, really connects with his sense of joy and purpose

Expanding my muted word list a bit today

Drawing reads “select all images with teeth” at top. Nine teeth are shown, three teeth are selected. The unselected teeth include a tooth made of brains, a tooth x-ray, a tooth made of crystal, a wooden tooth, a flaming tooth, and a clear tooth filled with liquid. The selected teeth appear to me normal human teeth with slight variations.

I like drawing teeth.

Still not recovered from @vornietom.bsky.social accidentally breaking character on the latest Dimension 20 series to absolutely dog-walk a monoalphabetic substitution cipher

IIRC he was a cat who really was gone, so sounds promising

Remember when NY got hit with a bunch of wildfire smoke and all of a sudden the national media was covering wildfire smoke like something that had just started happening?

Turned out to be more true in the Aussie sense than the American one

A big “Rooted In Oakland” sign

We’re all animists at heart

I didn’t stick around long enough to get a sense of proportion, just noted the genre and kept scrolling

Some news, mostly scrotes

Was not locked in and naively searched on here for “big balls”

Truly the most curséd of sets

Handsy sea-respecter, got it

Doing a whole wrap of coke and verbally abusing Siri at an upscale restaurant

Absolutely wild of them to pick that lane when “smoke DMT in a parking lot” is wide open

Finally, a candidate who can beat Mamdani

Would love to read a deep dive article on how Sesame Street got so fucking musical theatre-pilled

I installed the iOS 26 public beta and I can’t believe they changed stuff without asking me

I feel like the starter pack for being a man should come with a pamphlet titled “You Can Just Be Attracted To Someone And Enjoy That Feeling Without Having To Do Anything About It”

Oh fuck you’re late there’s this new thing that’s so easy to use it’ll do your job for you, now your job is telling it how to do your job

Also it’s so easy to use, so you have to get started now. You’re already behind.

I think everyone is underestimating to tactical benefits of carrying a small utility knife. If I’m carrying a knife and I’m attacked, I can quickly and easily open the cardboard Amazon Prime delivery box which has my hand grenades.

My EDC doesn’t include a pocket knife but it does include a giant butterfly net in case someone tries to attack me with a knife

If you alternate between these two opinions at a rapid enough rate you arrive at our stable majority pseudo-opinion that there should be infinite cops that aren’t expected to do anything at all

If instead of “upper middle class pillars of the community” you start calling them “bourgeoisie” things start making a lot more sense

Coupla ol’ boys at the gym arguing about which bullshit triceps exercise is best

I got that email too and felt very distinctly threatened with a good time