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@biscuitmakerh.bsky.social

Working toward my final swamp witch form. Old AF autistic weirdo, afflicted with the ouchie bullshit, makes stuff, sells crap on the internet.

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We want to speak directly to members of the Military and the Intelligence Community.

The American people need you to stand up for our laws and our Constitution.

Don’t give up the ship.

18.11.2025 13:31 β€” πŸ‘ 9585    πŸ” 4332    πŸ’¬ 366    πŸ“Œ 993
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Block Donald Trump’s Attempts to Abolish the Department of Education Public education in this country is under attack. And Trump has already made clear his intentions to undermine public education even further at every turnβ€”including the extreme proposal to completely ...

This cause is close to my heart - please sign: sign.moveon.org/petitions/bl...

12.05.2025 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tell Trump and the GOP: Do NOT Defund our Libraries and Museums An executive order issued by the Trump administration on Friday night, March 14, calls for the elimination of the Institute of Museum and Library Services, the nation’s only federal agency for America...

This cause is close to my heart - please sign: sign.moveon.org/petitions/te...

12.05.2025 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m curious what the historians will call this time period. Will we get a cool name like β€œThe Reign of Terror”? Like β€œThe Chaos Pandemic” or something?

Lol. What am I thinking? There won’t be any historians in the future of this timeline.

02.03.2025 06:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2102    πŸ” 205    πŸ’¬ 276    πŸ“Œ 19
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The TL is bleak but Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, donated her Tesla to @npr

01.03.2025 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 35943    πŸ” 5605    πŸ’¬ 424    πŸ“Œ 314
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nailed it πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ˜‚πŸ«£

Sad but true

02.03.2025 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4856    πŸ” 1697    πŸ’¬ 111    πŸ“Œ 162

I cant find the silver lining

01.03.2025 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3015    πŸ” 178    πŸ’¬ 390    πŸ“Œ 31
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The walls have ears! Mind your whiskers!

02.03.2025 05:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Graffiti readingβ€œmay the rotting flesh of kings feed the earth”

Graffiti readingβ€œmay the rotting flesh of kings feed the earth”

our Mother she hungers

02.03.2025 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 13234    πŸ” 1860    πŸ’¬ 99    πŸ“Œ 40
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The Small Town That Saved Its Only Grocery Store β€” By Buying It Across rural America, independent grocery stores are shuttering. To keep its only store from joining the trend, one small town in Kansas got creative.

Would love to see more of this! Grocery store run as a utility.

02.03.2025 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 100    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3
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Oh how I love this

02.03.2025 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 529    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 9
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Lift the cap.

02.03.2025 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 20888    πŸ” 5832    πŸ’¬ 644    πŸ“Œ 265
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You first.

25.02.2025 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 111133    πŸ” 14078    πŸ’¬ 5560    πŸ“Œ 1132
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I knew I recognized it

23.02.2025 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 191    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
 Elon,

Here are 5 things I accomplished last week, formatted in β€œbullets,” as per your email. (Note, I appreciate your guidance on style as my instinct would have been a numbered list).

Built a Time Machine 
Tested a Time Machine 
Adjusted and retested a Time Machine 
Went back in Time
Fucked your mom

Best,

Theodore McGillicuddy  
National Intelligence Dept
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Elon, Here are 5 things I accomplished last week, formatted in β€œbullets,” as per your email. (Note, I appreciate your guidance on style as my instinct would have been a numbered list). Built a Time Machine Tested a Time Machine Adjusted and retested a Time Machine Went back in Time Fucked your mom Best, Theodore McGillicuddy National Intelligence Dept Lost and Found

My 5 Accomplishments Email

23.02.2025 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 345    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 4
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Too hot for TikTok, they muted this one immediately πŸ˜‚ Kind of surprising tho since I’ve said way worse without repercussions πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈ Anyway, don’t mind me I’m just trollin’ Elon.

24.02.2025 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 959    πŸ” 128    πŸ’¬ 130    πŸ“Œ 7
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Bwahahaha.

Mar-a-Lago was listed as "Kremlin Headquarters" for a little while on Google Maps.

🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

24.02.2025 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 40977    πŸ” 9570    πŸ’¬ 1027    πŸ“Œ 606
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The Revolution will be AI-icized

24.02.2025 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 84282    πŸ” 14873    πŸ’¬ 3259    πŸ“Œ 1221
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Currently appearing at UK bus-stops.

More of this pointed ridicule, please.

24.02.2025 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 45329    πŸ” 12140    πŸ’¬ 692    πŸ“Œ 540
A painting of a bird next to the words "by god you are a stupid motherfucker"

A painting of a bird next to the words "by god you are a stupid motherfucker"

25.02.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 645    πŸ” 80    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 10
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❀️

15.02.2025 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1720    πŸ” 164    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 8
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🦈

24.02.2025 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1668    πŸ” 155    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 9

All joking aside, the path we're headed down is widespread civil conflict. Official corruption is generally more of an accelerant than the curtailment of rights, though they often go hand-in-hand, as we're seeing.

14.02.2025 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 299    πŸ” 93    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 2
front page of NYT today

front page of NYT today

A private citizen, with the backing of the President, illegally shut down a major government agency over the weekend and it is not on the front page of this morning's New York Times

@peterbakernyt.bsky.social

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These are the clowns Congress refuses to stop.

03.02.2025 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 36506    πŸ” 14525    πŸ’¬ 2125    πŸ“Œ 1221

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