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12.05.2025 20:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@biscuitmakerh.bsky.social
Working toward my final swamp witch form. Old AF autistic weirdo, afflicted with the ouchie bullshit, makes stuff, sells crap on the internet.
This cause is close to my heart - please sign: sign.moveon.org/petitions/bl...
12.05.2025 20:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This cause is close to my heart - please sign: sign.moveon.org/petitions/te...
12.05.2025 20:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm curious what the historians will call this time period. Will we get a cool name like βThe Reign of Terrorβ? Like βThe Chaos Pandemicβ or something?
Lol. What am I thinking? There wonβt be any historians in the future of this timeline.
The TL is bleak but Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, donated her Tesla to @npr
01.03.2025 15:43 β π 36169 π 5638 π¬ 426 π 316nailed it πΊπ¦ πΊπΈ ππ«£
Sad but true
I cant find the silver lining
01.03.2025 19:48 β π 3030 π 181 π¬ 395 π 32The walls have ears! Mind your whiskers!
02.03.2025 05:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Graffiti readingβmay the rotting flesh of kings feed the earthβ
our Mother she hungers
02.03.2025 03:33 β π 13329 π 1878 π¬ 101 π 41Would love to see more of this! Grocery store run as a utility.
02.03.2025 04:06 β π 100 π 32 π¬ 3 π 3Oh how I love this
02.03.2025 04:04 β π 532 π 61 π¬ 15 π 9Lift the cap.
02.03.2025 04:05 β π 20994 π 5864 π¬ 655 π 267You first.
25.02.2025 20:53 β π 111719 π 14154 π¬ 5613 π 1142I knew I recognized it
23.02.2025 02:38 β π 192 π 7 π¬ 6 π 0Elon, Here are 5 things I accomplished last week, formatted in βbullets,β as per your email. (Note, I appreciate your guidance on style as my instinct would have been a numbered list). Built a Time Machine Tested a Time Machine Adjusted and retested a Time Machine Went back in Time Fucked your mom Best, Theodore McGillicuddy National Intelligence Dept Lost and Found
My 5 Accomplishments Email
23.02.2025 21:22 β π 345 π 41 π¬ 14 π 5Too hot for TikTok, they muted this one immediately π Kind of surprising tho since Iβve said way worse without repercussions π€·π»ββοΈ Anyway, donβt mind me Iβm just trollinβ Elon.
24.02.2025 17:29 β π 962 π 128 π¬ 130 π 7Bwahahaha.
Mar-a-Lago was listed as "Kremlin Headquarters" for a little while on Google Maps.
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The Revolution will be AI-icized
24.02.2025 17:19 β π 84736 π 14965 π¬ 3289 π 1236Currently appearing at UK bus-stops.
More of this pointed ridicule, please.
A painting of a bird next to the words "by god you are a stupid motherfucker"
25.02.2025 01:08 β π 647 π 80 π¬ 5 π 10β€οΈ
15.02.2025 04:54 β π 1725 π 164 π¬ 12 π 8π¦
24.02.2025 22:53 β π 1676 π 156 π¬ 21 π 9All joking aside, the path we're headed down is widespread civil conflict. Official corruption is generally more of an accelerant than the curtailment of rights, though they often go hand-in-hand, as we're seeing.
14.02.2025 02:25 β π 300 π 95 π¬ 13 π 2front page of NYT today
A private citizen, with the backing of the President, illegally shut down a major government agency over the weekend and it is not on the front page of this morning's New York Times
@peterbakernyt.bsky.social
These are the clowns Congress refuses to stop.
03.02.2025 13:41 β π 36674 π 14606 π¬ 2149 π 1234/9b Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
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