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Heather (she/her) | Regulr ol' neurodivergent gay trans girl putting the mess into "hot mess" | Recovering former software/tech dev | Possible NSFW on occasion so ๐Ÿ”ž I also do: @tallysalad.bsky.social

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please i cant take any more

08.09.2025 13:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

here i am, they want us gone, freebie right here ๐ŸŽฏ

08.09.2025 09:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

but hey i must be a terrible prson and deserve it all right thats the rule isnt it alone = evil and man

08.09.2025 09:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

finding out too late that it all couldve been different is just that much more

08.09.2025 04:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ppl dont have a clue what its like to never even have that much worth

08.09.2025 04:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

not even worthy of objectification

08.09.2025 04:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

nothing matters everythings too little too late for me

08.09.2025 04:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
06.09.2025 18:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

well im fugged. and not in the nice way i would count as a person an matter

06.09.2025 12:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

am i part of life now?

06.09.2025 12:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

cake is eternal

06.09.2025 12:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I feel like the best advice I can give to most people trying to recover from trauma is to slow the fuck down and be gentler on yourself. No, slower than that. Slower. Gentler. Imagine you're a tiny little helpless rodent who needs safety and protection at all times.

06.09.2025 11:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 73    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

fml

06.09.2025 12:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh tomorrows gonna be reeeeeally extra bad in a few hrs

06.09.2025 11:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm too old to deal with this delayed phase shit, dammit

06.09.2025 11:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
MUNA - Solid (Official Audio)
YouTube video by MunaVEVO MUNA - Solid (Official Audio)

I can't not read this as dating a trans gal:

She is like a pearl coming out the shell
Yeah, you can tell she made herself all by herself

She's so, so, so solid

She's making a plan
She's taking it higher
She's using her hands
She's pulling the levers
She's dotting her Is
She's checking the levels

06.09.2025 10:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
a girl in a school uniform is kneeling down with tears running down her face Alt: Anime girl (Ritsu from K-On) sitting on the floor crying.

We managed to come back from a slow start and win our queer volleyball game this evening even without our top player, which was very exciting. A great group of people too, lot of fun. But good lord, way too many people are faaar too cute and pretty. It's not fair!

06.09.2025 05:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm already falling in love with the whole album:

"I've spent way too many years
cried too many tears
Not knowing what
What I wanted, how to get it, how to live it and now
I'm gonna make up for it all at once

I want the full effects
I wanna hit it hard
I wanna dance in the middle of a gay bar"

06.09.2025 09:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well fuck.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SDY...

06.09.2025 08:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That part, yes. That much is good.

But the part about "or because youโ€™ve reached the conclusion that those jokes are offensive [to a marginalized community]?" and Norm essentially saying "no" to that? Not good.

The correct answer would've been: "Both. Either one is bad enough."

06.09.2025 08:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You spelled "13" wrong.

06.09.2025 08:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Interviewer:
So are you stopping telling jokes about transgender people because you want to avoid those jokes being misinterpreted or because youโ€™ve reached the conclusion that those jokes are offensive?

Norm Macdonald:
Iโ€™m worried that someone might get hurt, not offended. I know other comedians that go, โ€œIf the joke is funny, I donโ€™t care if someone gets beat up.โ€

Interviewer: So are you stopping telling jokes about transgender people because you want to avoid those jokes being misinterpreted or because youโ€™ve reached the conclusion that those jokes are offensive? Norm Macdonald: Iโ€™m worried that someone might get hurt, not offended. I know other comedians that go, โ€œIf the joke is funny, I donโ€™t care if someone gets beat up.โ€

Not much, apparently.

06.09.2025 07:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

just saw a meme that said "my favorite childhood memory was having energy" and i have never existed beneath the sun like this before until now.

06.09.2025 03:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 45    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

drunk quoteskeet of the night: Any awesome women or enbys need an awesome wife? ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ

06.09.2025 07:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm happy just to still have opening credit sequences. Good ones are icing on the cake!

06.09.2025 06:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Understatement, but yes.

06.09.2025 06:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Unironically, I think you've pretty much nailed one of the main causes here.

06.09.2025 06:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Missed opportunity. Next reply should've been "So you'll tell Mark?"

06.09.2025 06:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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