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@smuttyguy.bsky.social

πŸ”žI write about dysfunctional people in functional relationships. Respectfully naughty. Sometimes funny. Always dyslexic & ADHD. 38 he/him. Married to @violetfemme.bsky.social https://allmylinks.com/smutty-guy

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Don’t Let the Bastards Grind You Down I’ve been away for a while. It’s hard to be productive and present online when your toddler doesn’t sleep through the night for over three…

It's a rough time to try to get back into writing. medium.com/@smutty_guy/...

12.02.2026 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
its im asuming a bookstore with those words in the front on a poster

its im asuming a bookstore with those words in the front on a poster

FUCK SOCIAL MEDIA.
MARRY BOOKS.
KILL AI.

17.10.2025 02:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3858    πŸ” 1015    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 18
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While I was out of the loop thanks to a baby and now toddler that doesn’t sleep, did instagram start allowing nudity or are these AI girlfriend ads just out of control?

27.10.2025 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Apps need a β€œthis is my sexting/smut account” setting where it stops trying to connect you with people you know personally and professionally.

26.10.2025 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It would suck so bad right now to be someone who really picked Cami or Liz as a pseudonym lmfao

06.01.2025 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve been to tired to engage much and came back to way too many accounts with that plus Alisha as the handle. It’s … I’m going back to bed.

07.01.2025 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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05.01.2025 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A label titled: DO NOT REPORT TO SKYWATCH.BLUE with the text 

"Skywatch does not deal with spam or porn. We are not capable of doing so and you are overwhelming the labeler. Please only report these accounts to @moderation.bsky.app and remember that sex work is real work." followed by a horizontal rule, which itself is followed by the text "This label was applied by Skywatch Blue / Anti-Alf Aktion."

A label titled: DO NOT REPORT TO SKYWATCH.BLUE with the text "Skywatch does not deal with spam or porn. We are not capable of doing so and you are overwhelming the labeler. Please only report these accounts to @moderation.bsky.app and remember that sex work is real work." followed by a horizontal rule, which itself is followed by the text "This label was applied by Skywatch Blue / Anti-Alf Aktion."

So it's come to this.

05.01.2025 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 124    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

I want to be active and interactive but Thing 2 is having another sleep hating phase and I’m exhausted.

05.01.2025 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the inevitable result of anti-porn laws, btw. Social conservatives want to ban anything they consider salacious - which is hysterical considering their favourite book. Protecting sexual expression in media is foundational.

23.11.2024 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 51    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

I feel ancient saying this but many folks, when gay marriage was up for debate, don't remember the trans community existed, as it did way back at Stonewall, and the LGs said, "We'll worry about you when we get ours." And it's been some decades, and now those same LGs are saying "you're too extreme."

22.11.2024 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 172    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 4

Quit complying in advance.

22.11.2024 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4062    πŸ” 681    πŸ’¬ 79    πŸ“Œ 31
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NSFW artist's truth.

02.11.2024 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 51768    πŸ” 13252    πŸ’¬ 478    πŸ“Œ 431
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Did you know that in addition to writing hot smut and terrifying horror, I make stuff with my hands?

I knit, spin, make jewelry, bookmarks, and I even have learn to spin kits. I also have book boxes and many other handmade items.

Start your Xmas shopping early!

lakesidecraftstudio.square.site

19.11.2024 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3

Dildo History Fact: The oldest known dildo is 23,000 years older than the oldest known written language. Priorities, baybeeeeeeeeee

22.11.2024 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

love the giant brain super genius action of "maybe people want to read the things posted by the people they follow"

22.11.2024 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 8071    πŸ” 814    πŸ’¬ 127    πŸ“Œ 20

Seems like β€œyour ass, your rules” would be an easy enough concept to follow, but πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

22.11.2024 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Does weed make it count as a vegetable?

22.11.2024 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

#BoyMath is leaving both a 10% tip and his phone number on the same receipt thinking the server will call. 🀣

01.10.2023 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
NYT headline which reads: The ICC issues arrest warrants for Prime Minister Benjamin Natanyahu, a former Israeli Defense minister and the Hamas military chief.

There should be a comma after Defense Minister to make it a list of three people. It has no Oxford comma before the and so it reads as though Netanyahu is both a former Israeli Defense Minister and the Hamas military chief.

NYT headline which reads: The ICC issues arrest warrants for Prime Minister Benjamin Natanyahu, a former Israeli Defense minister and the Hamas military chief. There should be a comma after Defense Minister to make it a list of three people. It has no Oxford comma before the and so it reads as though Netanyahu is both a former Israeli Defense Minister and the Hamas military chief.

Amidst cutbacks at the New York Times, it appears the Oxford comma has been laid off.

21.11.2024 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1237    πŸ” 333    πŸ’¬ 55    πŸ“Œ 45
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a poster that says protect trans kids with hearts around it ALT: a poster that says protect trans kids with hearts around it

I work with Transgender people in my practice. I want you to know that when they go to the bathroom. They are usually taking a poop or peeing. Sometimes they apply makeup or shut themselves in a stall to cry after being bullied or abused. So if these thing make you uncomfortable. FUCK YOU!

21.11.2024 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As Bouie and Serwer have said frequently, make this administration fight EVERY battle.

21.11.2024 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 126    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

FRIEND: Jesus died for your sins

ME: [loading the spaghetti into the catapult] so I'd better make it worth it

21.11.2024 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 653    πŸ” 139    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 3

[me doing body positivity] I love my skin prison

19.11.2024 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1098    πŸ” 226    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 5

Trans rights shouldn't be political. That's a human rights issue. If anyone makes human rights a political issue, throw a brick at their head.

21.11.2024 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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LFG Time to hunt nazis hiding in TGPβ„’ THe artist of this rocks and I hope they are here so I can follow them.

21.11.2024 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, it’s really cool of you to comment, repost and like posts from sex workers!!

What’s not cool is asking sex workers to do their jobs for free. A quick chat is one thing, but don’t monopolize their time and don’t expect them to message you without paying them.

20.11.2024 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 372    πŸ” 106    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3

Basic discussions of human rights are not what I would even bother to call "political views". These people can go eat a bag of dicks.

21.11.2024 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay, does anyone have a tool for scheduling posts on Bluesky? Does such a thing exist? If I'm getting back into things, scheduling posts would really help.

21.11.2024 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"Oh, no. What if your political views reduce your audience?"

If someone is against trans people existing, they can go wank to something else.

21.11.2024 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

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