It would suck so bad right now to be someone who really picked Cami or Liz as a pseudonym lmfao
06.01.2025 23:58 β π 38 π 2 π¬ 3 π 0@smuttyguy.bsky.social
πI write about dysfunctional people in functional relationships. Respectfully naughty. Sometimes funny. Always dyslexic & ADHD. 38 he/him. Married to @violetfemme.bsky.social https://allmylinks.com/smutty-guy
It would suck so bad right now to be someone who really picked Cami or Liz as a pseudonym lmfao
06.01.2025 23:58 β π 38 π 2 π¬ 3 π 0Iβve been to tired to engage much and came back to way too many accounts with that plus Alisha as the handle. Itβs β¦ Iβm going back to bed.
07.01.2025 00:06 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hello~
I'm new to creating content, especially like this, I wanted to start somewhere easy, that I would be comfortable, so...how would you like to watch me clean my kitchen in a sexy little nightie? I think my neighbors did considering I forgot to close the curtains...
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A label titled: DO NOT REPORT TO SKYWATCH.BLUE with the text "Skywatch does not deal with spam or porn. We are not capable of doing so and you are overwhelming the labeler. Please only report these accounts to @moderation.bsky.app and remember that sex work is real work." followed by a horizontal rule, which itself is followed by the text "This label was applied by Skywatch Blue / Anti-Alf Aktion."
So it's come to this.
05.01.2025 02:05 β π 125 π 8 π¬ 5 π 2I want to be active and interactive but Thing 2 is having another sleep hating phase and Iβm exhausted.
05.01.2025 03:13 β π 13 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is the inevitable result of anti-porn laws, btw. Social conservatives want to ban anything they consider salacious - which is hysterical considering their favourite book. Protecting sexual expression in media is foundational.
23.11.2024 16:11 β π 51 π 22 π¬ 5 π 1I feel ancient saying this but many folks, when gay marriage was up for debate, don't remember the trans community existed, as it did way back at Stonewall, and the LGs said, "We'll worry about you when we get ours." And it's been some decades, and now those same LGs are saying "you're too extreme."
22.11.2024 15:25 β π 173 π 38 π¬ 5 π 4Quit complying in advance.
22.11.2024 14:00 β π 4099 π 687 π¬ 81 π 31NSFW artist's truth.
02.11.2024 16:16 β π 51818 π 13239 π¬ 481 π 437Did you know that in addition to writing hot smut and terrifying horror, I make stuff with my hands?
I knit, spin, make jewelry, bookmarks, and I even have learn to spin kits. I also have book boxes and many other handmade items.
Start your Xmas shopping early!
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Dildo History Fact: The oldest known dildo is 23,000 years older than the oldest known written language. Priorities, baybeeeeeeeeee
22.11.2024 02:50 β π 28 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0love the giant brain super genius action of "maybe people want to read the things posted by the people they follow"
22.11.2024 02:51 β π 8146 π 818 π¬ 129 π 20Seems like βyour ass, your rulesβ would be an easy enough concept to follow, but π€·π»ββοΈ
22.11.2024 03:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Does weed make it count as a vegetable?
22.11.2024 00:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0#BoyMath is leaving both a 10% tip and his phone number on the same receipt thinking the server will call. π€£
01.10.2023 18:18 β π 3 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0NYT headline which reads: The ICC issues arrest warrants for Prime Minister Benjamin Natanyahu, a former Israeli Defense minister and the Hamas military chief. There should be a comma after Defense Minister to make it a list of three people. It has no Oxford comma before the and so it reads as though Netanyahu is both a former Israeli Defense Minister and the Hamas military chief.
Amidst cutbacks at the New York Times, it appears the Oxford comma has been laid off.
21.11.2024 17:28 β π 1249 π 335 π¬ 55 π 45I work with Transgender people in my practice. I want you to know that when they go to the bathroom. They are usually taking a poop or peeing. Sometimes they apply makeup or shut themselves in a stall to cry after being bullied or abused. So if these thing make you uncomfortable. FUCK YOU!
21.11.2024 17:44 β π 29 π 6 π¬ 0 π 0As Bouie and Serwer have said frequently, make this administration fight EVERY battle.
21.11.2024 17:40 β π 126 π 42 π¬ 1 π 0FRIEND: Jesus died for your sins
ME: [loading the spaghetti into the catapult] so I'd better make it worth it
[me doing body positivity] I love my skin prison
19.11.2024 14:06 β π 1110 π 232 π¬ 13 π 5Trans rights shouldn't be political. That's a human rights issue. If anyone makes human rights a political issue, throw a brick at their head.
21.11.2024 16:02 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0LFG Time to hunt nazis hiding in TGPβ’ THe artist of this rocks and I hope they are here so I can follow them.
21.11.2024 15:32 β π 23 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Hey, itβs really cool of you to comment, repost and like posts from sex workers!!
Whatβs not cool is asking sex workers to do their jobs for free. A quick chat is one thing, but donβt monopolize their time and donβt expect them to message you without paying them.
Basic discussions of human rights are not what I would even bother to call "political views". These people can go eat a bag of dicks.
21.11.2024 15:06 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Okay, does anyone have a tool for scheduling posts on Bluesky? Does such a thing exist? If I'm getting back into things, scheduling posts would really help.
21.11.2024 15:04 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0"Oh, no. What if your political views reduce your audience?"
If someone is against trans people existing, they can go wank to something else.
Please consider:
Fucking me in front of the tv while one of those horribly corny hallmark movies (that Iβm always watching) plays. Make me scream and squeal louder than the overly excited lead, who just saw the βsingle dad whoβs forgotten what the magic of christmas isβ for the first time.
trans ppl fleeβing twitter to get away from terfs should serve as evidence that we mean it when we say we just wanna be left alone.
terfs organising to come over here and harass us should serve as evidence that they are aggressive and predatory abusers.
Hey, if we know each other from The Bad Place, please give me a poke. Iβm really trying to get back into things now that the toddler is maybe sleeping on the regular.
20.11.2024 19:08 β π 7 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0"If a woman doesn't look woman enough to a Republican, they want to be able to inspect your genitals to use a bathroom? It's disgusting.
Everyone should reject it completely... they're endangering women, they're endangering girls of all kind, and everyone should reject it. It's gross." - AOC