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I write weird fiction. Sexy weird fiction. SF/F/H erotic romance πŸ€– Robots 🀯 Mind control πŸ™ Tentacles πŸ”ž NB with ME/CFS. tumblr.com/rubyjones @rubyjones@smutlandia.com https://www.amazon.co.uk/stores/Ruby-Jones/author/B08LCGKQP Not keen on DMs

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Help us appeal the High Court’s judgment on trans rights | Good Law Project

Hi everyone. As you know, I am our trans rights lead at Good Law Project. I have been working alongside a fantastic team on our challenge since May last year. But whilst what we have achieved is significant - there is still a lot further to go.

If you can, please donate and help us keep fighting.

13.02.2026 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 414    πŸ” 159    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 8

hello everyone at or gearing up for katsucon, it is my usual If You're At A Con, Wear A Mask post. i cannot join you in revelry anywhere it is no longer mandated and enforced, but you can still protect yourself and others independent of convention policies with this one neat trick!

13.02.2026 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Apologies to anyone who's mentioned me over the past week. I pissed off someone I admire the last time I was on here and don't want to look back at my mentions to see the fallout.

Hope you enjoy Butt Sculpture! I sure wouldn't mind if you filled my notifications with boosts of that instead!

13.02.2026 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Start and end images of an almost light-size sculpture of a muscular butt. on the left is a chicken-wire armature in roughly the shape of a butt. On the right, the complete clay sculpture, painted white, with a gloss finish. Both are displayed on a glass table in a garden.

Start and end images of an almost light-size sculpture of a muscular butt. on the left is a chicken-wire armature in roughly the shape of a butt. On the right, the complete clay sculpture, painted white, with a gloss finish. Both are displayed on a glass table in a garden.

How to Make a Butt Sculpture

(The project I threw myself into while I was becoming too sick to work.)

Available to free members on Patreon www.patreon.com/posts/how-to... and to everyone on Medium medium.com/@QueenRubyJo...

Includes artistic nudity. #art #sculpture #butts

13.02.2026 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Here’s some sketches exploring one of my ideas for the creature from β€œThe Terror” by Dan Simmons, and how I imagined it could work as a supernatural element while still able to be mistaken for a polar bear at a glance or in the distance~

08.02.2026 05:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3231    πŸ” 730    πŸ’¬ 80    πŸ“Œ 18

Getting defensive about an ill-timed gender-essentialist joke is a fairly unfunny thing for a comedian to do.

'Whoops, my bad' keeps things way lighter than doubling down about how you were funny.

I am too sick for this. Literally, this bullshit is raising my HR too much. Noping out for the day.

04.02.2026 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am not unaware of these things. Sometimes a joke is ill-timed and not that good. I saw the 'joke' because I'm a fan of yours and thought you might want to reconsider as it's not funny and quite uncomfortable to read at this moment in time.

As a response, this is quite a bummer.

04.02.2026 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
A book cover surrounded by tropes against a background of dark runes. The cover is for Ruinous Attraction, by Ruby Jones, and features a drawing of two naked men embracing. The tropes that surround the cover are: Enemies to lovers, aphrodisiac, ancient ruined sex dungeon, enchantment, fantasy archaeology, hurt/comfort, bad decisions.

A book cover surrounded by tropes against a background of dark runes. The cover is for Ruinous Attraction, by Ruby Jones, and features a drawing of two naked men embracing. The tropes that surround the cover are: Enemies to lovers, aphrodisiac, ancient ruined sex dungeon, enchantment, fantasy archaeology, hurt/comfort, bad decisions.

Ruinous Attraction: When Ferdinand accidentally locks himself and Arthur in an ancient enchanted sex dungeon, will they be able to resist their growing desires?

πŸ›οΈ Fantasy archaeology
βš”οΈβž‘οΈπŸ’–Enemies to lovers
πŸ₯΅Aphrodisiac
πŸ«‚Hurt/comfort

Not Amazon: books2read.com/u/31aBWM
Amazon: mybook.to/ojylNwO

10.03.2025 08:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The cover of Oviposition by Ruby Jones on the left, which features a man standing in a cave surrounded by tentacles. On the right, white text on a black background: Tentacles, Monster fucking, Ancient ruins, Oviposition. If you like the idea of an ancient horror laying eggs inside of a man, Ruby Jones has you covered... in goo.

The cover of Oviposition by Ruby Jones on the left, which features a man standing in a cave surrounded by tentacles. On the right, white text on a black background: Tentacles, Monster fucking, Ancient ruins, Oviposition. If you like the idea of an ancient horror laying eggs inside of a man, Ruby Jones has you covered... in goo.

Ovipostion: When Hale wanders carelessly far from camp, he finds a sexy surprise waiting for him in the dark of a cave.

🌢️🌢️🌢️ Extra spicy!
πŸ™ Tentacles
πŸ₯š Egg-stuffing
πŸ† Sounding
🚫 Non-con
πŸ₯΅ Aphrodisiac goo

This one is short and hot - pure erotica.

books2read.com/u/br68ZZ

#erotica #tentacles #smut

10.03.2025 08:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Black and white image of a man in a suit with his shirt open to reveal his abs, adjusting his cuffs, against a background of circuitry. To his right is the text: Synthetic Agency, Ruby Jones.

Black and white image of a man in a suit with his shirt open to reveal his abs, adjusting his cuffs, against a background of circuitry. To his right is the text: Synthetic Agency, Ruby Jones.

Synthetic Agency: While pursuing a serial killer who targets androids and dissects them alive, FBI Agent Blake Hall is captured. He is not prepared for what the killer finds under his skin.

I'm serialising this on my Patreon: www.patreon.com/collection/1...

The first chapter is open to all!

10.03.2025 08:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
The cover of Too Hot to Handle by Ruby Jones surrounded by tropes. The cover features a shirtless man removing his Jean's against a dark background with a faint pattern of circuitry. The tropes are: android, angst, enemies to lovers, fuck or die, first time, soft dom, hurt/comfort, dealing with consequences.

The cover of Too Hot to Handle by Ruby Jones surrounded by tropes. The cover features a shirtless man removing his Jean's against a dark background with a faint pattern of circuitry. The tropes are: android, angst, enemies to lovers, fuck or die, first time, soft dom, hurt/comfort, dealing with consequences.

Too Hot to Handle: trapped in a snowstorm, Evan is infected with a virus that will kill him if they can't find a cure. Unless Carter helps him to satisfy the virus's demands...

βš”οΈβž‘οΈπŸ’– Enemies to lovers
πŸ€– Android
πŸ†β“πŸ’€ Fuck or die
πŸ«‚Hurt/comfort
Not Amazon: books2read.com/u/mearBE
Amazon mybook.to/OfCPTVY

10.03.2025 08:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
A book cover centred on a blue background with a faint pattern of circuitry. The book title is at the top left of the cover, written in blue: An Unexpected Attachment. The author's name is in a paler blue at the bottom: Ruby Jones. The cover shows the torso of a shirtless man undoing his belt against a pale blue background withe circuitry pattern. Surrounding the cover are tropes: Android, First time, Arsehole with a heart of gold, Explicit sexual consent, Angst, Enemies to lovers, Body modification, Soft boys falling in love.

A book cover centred on a blue background with a faint pattern of circuitry. The book title is at the top left of the cover, written in blue: An Unexpected Attachment. The author's name is in a paler blue at the bottom: Ruby Jones. The cover shows the torso of a shirtless man undoing his belt against a pale blue background withe circuitry pattern. Surrounding the cover are tropes: Android, First time, Arsehole with a heart of gold, Explicit sexual consent, Angst, Enemies to lovers, Body modification, Soft boys falling in love.

An Unexpected Attachment: the sweet and spicy story of an android who asks his hot co-worker to help install his new cock.

βš”οΈβž‘οΈπŸ’– Enemies to lovers
πŸ€– Android
πŸ†Body modification
πŸ₯Ί Angst
1️⃣ First time
πŸ’— Soft boys falling in love

Not-Amazon: books2read.com/u/bxJl2l
Amazon: mybook.to/TLqwAS

#romance

10.03.2025 08:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Five book covers against a background that fades from a blue-tone pattern of circuitry to a beige-toned runes. The first three books are under the heading of Android Ardour and are titled: An Unexpected Attachment, Too Hot to Handle, and Synthetic Agency. They each feature the torso of a well-toned man in the process of undressing against a background of circuitry.

The other two books are under the heading: The Sussuran Chronicles. The first is called Oviposition and features the silhouette of a man in a cave surrounded by tentacles. The second is called Ruinous Attraction and features a drawing of two naked men embracing on the floor against a background of runes.

All books are by Ruby Jones.

Five book covers against a background that fades from a blue-tone pattern of circuitry to a beige-toned runes. The first three books are under the heading of Android Ardour and are titled: An Unexpected Attachment, Too Hot to Handle, and Synthetic Agency. They each feature the torso of a well-toned man in the process of undressing against a background of circuitry. The other two books are under the heading: The Sussuran Chronicles. The first is called Oviposition and features the silhouette of a man in a cave surrounded by tentacles. The second is called Ruinous Attraction and features a drawing of two naked men embracing on the floor against a background of runes. All books are by Ruby Jones.

I write and draw SF/F/H erotica and erotic romance. I like the sexy and the strange and I like it with feeling.

You can find my stories on:
Amazon www.amazon.co.uk/stores/Ruby-...
Smashwords: www.smashwords.com/profile/view...
Patreon: patreon.com/rubyjones
Medium: medium.com/@QueenRubyJo...

10.03.2025 08:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 6

The guy who owns Amazon shutting down the books section of the Washington Post is beyond parody

04.02.2026 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 6427    πŸ” 1728    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 63

Still looking for a Trans+ artist to design and create a physical textile patch. Hit me with your best recs.

04.02.2026 09:23 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know that we can generalise like that when JKR exists. Like, this is a real odd stance to be putting out at this date and time.

04.02.2026 13:43 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

#WIPSnips 4 Feb: position

I didn't have a 'position', so I went with 'place'. This is from the first chapter of Synthetic Agency.

Content warning: android body horror

04.02.2026 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mr Solo, you're about to be chained to a pipe

04.02.2026 10:24 β€” πŸ‘ 105    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

#WIPSnips 3 February: confident

From Chapter 9 of Synthetic Agency.

03.02.2026 12:41 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Black and white image of a man in a suit with his shirt open to reveal his abs, adjusting his cuffs, against a background of circuitry. To his right is the text: Synthetic Agency, Ruby Jones.

Black and white image of a man in a suit with his shirt open to reveal his abs, adjusting his cuffs, against a background of circuitry. To his right is the text: Synthetic Agency, Ruby Jones.

The next chapter of Synthetic Agency is up! www.patreon.com/posts/149671...

A lot of feels are had.

This is chapter 10 of my serialised novel. You can read the first chapter for free! Please boost! #androids #robots #romance #sciencefiction #books #indie #lgbtq+ #gayromance

01.02.2026 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't remember if the middle-aged women were actually mums (sorry if I've remembered wrong).

03.02.2026 12:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe feels like it might align to mom-friends committing murders, although I've only seen the film, and it was a long time ago. It is a novel, though.

03.02.2026 12:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
The star rating for this film was corrected on 2 February 2026. A formatting issue led an earlier version to be awarded one star, when the reviewer's intention was zero.

The star rating for this film was corrected on 2 February 2026. A formatting issue led an earlier version to be awarded one star, when the reviewer's intention was zero.

The Guardian updates its review of Melania The Movie.

03.02.2026 11:50 β€” πŸ‘ 101    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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AOC on Epstein Files: We need to get to the bottom of it. It does not matter if you are a Republican, Democrat, or donor. We are talking about sexual crimes and trafficking.

03.02.2026 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 5228    πŸ” 1330    πŸ’¬ 103    πŸ“Œ 48

People have been shouting for years that no one should be a billionaire, that wealth on that level is personally poison and societally catastrophic, and now we have millions of terribly written emails demonstrating in the clearest terms that every one of those shouts was impossibly correct.

03.02.2026 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1035    πŸ” 309    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 11

Before it gets lost in the noise:

Don’t fuck your employees.

Don’t fuck your 20-something employees.

Don’t fuck your 20-something employees who are currently depending on you for a place to live.

03.02.2026 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1875    πŸ” 331    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 19

I think a lot of men genuinely don't understand that women HAVE to credential ourselves in these conversations ("I say that as an organizer with over 20 years of experience").

Most especially in discourse about male-coded fields, organizing being one of them. We get dismissed outright if we don't.

03.02.2026 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 924    πŸ” 122    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 13

starting to do research on a subject you know nothing about is like
me: "okay. first question: how do lawyers work?"
source: "um... well, what kind of lawyer are we talking about"
me: *writing down enthusiastically* there are types of lawyers

03.02.2026 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2135    πŸ” 330    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 16

Yike.

03.02.2026 07:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit

03.02.2026 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 21115    πŸ” 4937    πŸ’¬ 160    πŸ“Œ 34

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