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Me after I’ve convinced my husband to take me to B&N for the Criterion sale.

This vaguely feels like a metaphor for what we should be doing with the government?

Guillermo really made the decision to have Victor’s tits out far more than is necessary. A true 🏳️‍🌈 ally.

Not really into a longer hair look, but God bless Guillermo del Toro for filming my man so as to still make me feel some kind of way.

Kinda resentful of my parents for not listening to her and exposing me to her at a younger age.

A (not unwelcome) sign that I’m….maturing…is a newfound appreciation for Linda Ronstadt.

Aren’t some of the most toxically masculine bros out there obsessed with the movie version of Fight Club? Or is that just my generation that really didn’t get the point of the book/movie?

Me watching Nosferatu (2024) at 3 pm on a Tuesday and wondering why he was sleeping nude in that sarcophagus

I have had the Carpenters “Superstar” stuck in my head for like 3 days. Why is it so damn good?

Weapons just felt fresher. I thought the non-linear format was really engaging this time and filled in the pieces *just enough* for me to be engaged but not reeling from some major reveal.

And I think what REALLY took me out of Longlegs was Nicholas Cage. I’m a fan of the man and god knows he can DO an off center character…but that one wasn’t it.

Just randomly told a friend that Weapons was what Longlegs was trying to be. I don’t know if that’s a fully great comparison, but I think I’m at the point where I can say that Longlegs was fine. But it was a watered down Silence of the Lambs.

Maybe I’m more of a product of the Midwest than I thought or wanted to be.

Am I really so basic that any man with a beard will do?

I mean I get it….I have good taste in guys.

Really thinking of turning this into like a stan account for dudes I think are hot/sexy because why not?

Alexa, play “Sexxx Dreams” by Lady Gaga

Exactly. You watch that movie for the vibes. And the costumes

I’ve never thought he was terrible in it. The way people talk, you’d think he was trash. But i always thought he matched the vibe of the movie. Like it’s a little camp and so is he. Maybe I’m biased because i love that version

I’m sure it’s because I’m 🏳️‍🌈, but an Agatha Harkness tease would’ve been way more gaggy than Dr. Doom. Still enjoyed Fantastic Four tho. Marvel CAN make fun movies when they actually put in some thought and effort.

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I’m always chasing the high I feel during the semi-annual @criterion.bsky.social sale with @barnesandnoble.com

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And I keep going back because I’m broke as hell.

Loved Sinners a lot. Kinda made me wish we’d get a Tales of the Slayer type anthology series from the Buffy universe

Give this man an Emmy for this role please.

And to call out the bullshit pricing on the Mayhem Ball tickets: 2 VIP tickets for Garbage were less than 1 nosebleed. I’ve loved Lady Gaga from the start, but fuck that nonsense. Still love you, girl but NOPE.

Y’all those Mayhem Ball tickets were indeed mayhem. Downside: not a damn scrap of a ticket was obtained. Upside: that freed up funds to see Garbage and (probably) Scissor Sisters/Kesha/Slayyyter

Sometimes I wonder what Anna Nicole would think about the current state of the world

Truly a testament to Melanie Lynskey’s skills that she is a wonderful person and she makes Shauna so terrible.

I realize that Walton Goggins is probably going to get an Emmy nomination for White Lotus. Rightfully so. But overlooking him as Uncle Baby Billy would be a bigger crime.

A Megan Mullally appearance on The Righteous Gemstones? This show slaps so hard.