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@kaylahvanessa.bsky.social

born in Cape Town | living in Dubai

64 Followers  |  19 Following  |  36 Posts  |  Joined: 15.11.2024  |  1.817

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shaved legs, fresh bedsheet - delicious!

09.12.2024 16:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I donโ€™t know why the term is โ€œPilates Princessโ€ when Pilates is damn difficult.

09.12.2024 12:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Donโ€™t we just love it when the PMDD kicks in.

03.12.2024 15:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh I started this too a few weeks back. I found it helpful especially in that first week.

03.12.2024 12:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I donโ€™t think my friend realises how nice it is for me to just chill on the sofa with her dog. This is the good life, for me. ๐Ÿฅน

01.12.2024 12:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

me to myself:

DAT ASS DOE!

28.11.2024 09:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My therapist is away for 2 weeks, so naturally my brain thought ๐Ÿ’ฅchaos๐Ÿ’ฅ and I ended up unwillingly crying at work today.

27.11.2024 14:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I find it so weird when a stranger walks the same pace as me, and is next to me. Like, pass me or stay back. we are not together ๐Ÿ˜ค

27.11.2024 09:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I want to sleep right now but itโ€™s still too early. ๐Ÿฅฒ

24.11.2024 15:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Went to my local rugby watering hole, and a woman walked up to me to ask where Iโ€™m from - told her Iโ€™m South African. She hugged me and said, โ€œoh me too, Iโ€™m from Ugandaโ€ ๐Ÿฅฒ

23.11.2024 20:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

with the occasional slow blink to let you know they love you. ๐Ÿฅน

23.11.2024 04:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the cutest meows for big boy ๐Ÿฅน

22.11.2024 14:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

no one does selective hearing better than cats

22.11.2024 06:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 46    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

- We Live in Time
- Normal People
- All of Us Strangers

Normal People especially, ruined me. ๐Ÿคฏ

22.11.2024 06:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I donโ€™t know what possessed me to watch multiple devastatingly sad movies over the last few days. It wasnโ€™t intentional tbf, but damn Iโ€™m feeling insanely tender ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

22.11.2024 06:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This app has made me realise so many of my mutuals on twitter are still enjoying the company of abuse apologists. ew.

21.11.2024 11:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

surprisingly rare over here.

21.11.2024 07:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh I love a mentally stimulating conversation.

21.11.2024 07:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man wearing a black jacket and a black shirt is making a funny face . ALT: a man wearing a black jacket and a black shirt is making a funny face .

Iโ€™m incredibly self aware to a point where I wish I was a lilโ€™ delusional, you know.

19.11.2024 14:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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I havenโ€™t introduced the skyline to Mr Boris yet.
Heโ€™s our resident lab cat, popping in regularly for lab inspection and scritches

19.11.2024 06:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 78    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

My therapist asked me if Iโ€™ve ever considered that I may me triggered by men .. ๐Ÿ™‚

18.11.2024 19:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man is covering his mouth with his hands and looking at the camera . ALT: a man is covering his mouth with his hands and looking at the camera .

ohโ€ฆ

18.11.2024 18:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman in a blue and black dress is standing on a red carpet and says and what about it ALT: a woman in a blue and black dress is standing on a red carpet and says and what about it

He said:

18.11.2024 17:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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itโ€™s me, your pets favourite aunty. ๐Ÿพ

18.11.2024 17:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคญ giggling at the alt text.

17.11.2024 17:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I donโ€™t think I could ever get over Dakota Fanningโ€™s acting in I Am Sam. Magnificent! ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿฝ

17.11.2024 15:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The universe is sending me daddies but theyโ€™re coming at the wrong time when Iโ€™m trying to watch rugby in peace ๐Ÿ™„

16.11.2024 19:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ i think thatโ€™s how I feel about Mariah, and Bublรจ when itโ€™s festive season. ๐Ÿซ 

16.11.2024 11:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคญ

16.11.2024 10:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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