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17.02.2026 00:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@groundhog0.bsky.social
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17.02.2026 00:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0what's really 'funny' is when the government will pay more to maintain someone in a for-profit prison than they would for a safety net to keep them on their feet.
16.02.2026 16:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is my shocked face. Oh wait, no, the other thing.
14.02.2026 20:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ari Drennen @AriDrennen Follow The high trust neighborhoods that MAGA yearns for exist all over America, and they're all like D+40 nxthompson A @nxthompson β’22h An extraordinary paragraph. buff.ly/uH5ykhX The secret fear of the morally depraved is that virtue is actually common, and that they're the ones who are alone. In Minnesota, all of the ideological cornerstones of MAGA have been proved false at once. Minnesotans, not the armed thugs of ICE and the Border Patrol, are brave. Minnesotans have shown that their community is socially cohesivebecause of its diversity and not in spite of it. Minnesotans have found and loved one another in a world atomized by social media, where empty men have tried to fill their lonely soul with lies about their own inherent superiority. Minnesotans have preserved everything worthwhile about "Western civilization," while armed brutes try to tear it down by force.
This is so spot on
14.02.2026 14:16 β π 6067 π 1406 π¬ 47 π 44The talk to your friends app and the witness the horrors app being the same app is not great for the mental health is it
13.02.2026 21:37 β π 4890 π 1196 π¬ 9 π 4"Basket of deplorables" was right on the money, and yet calling it out somehow backfired miserably.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basket_...
If there are no good (kicking back to him) bidders, then he picks someone he saw on TV. I'm absolutely certain he's both functionally illiterate and that he does not have the attention span to read resumes, combined with his conviction (hah) of being an expert everything.
13.02.2026 16:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They're still pushing horse dewormer.
arstechnica.com/health/2026/...
Has anyone checked who owns it? Cornering the market for covid, then bitter about the scam failing before they could dump it on a chump would explain it.
Yet another example backing my hypothesis that the sole Trump hiring criteria (remember DeVos?) is being the highest bidder.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
"When it gets to pandemic levels we'll just have another 'moonshot'!" "Uh, and the millions who die while that's happening?" "We survived the last one, it'll be fine!" *headdesk*^googol
13.02.2026 03:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0And that even if I'm wrong it *will* change when rich people finally realize that money can't buy vaccines that aren't even researched let alone produced anymore. 'course, yeah, that's probably a ten year realization and another ten years to rebuild the industry from scratch.
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I'm somewhat hopeful that the actual perfect storm here is not just a republican president, but one that is selling offices to the highest bidder. I don't think there's highest level ideology here beyond "he paid me for the position" and "I get a stake in the dewormer sales". 1/2
13.02.2026 03:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0There is no non-terrifying explanation for the 'need' to literally warehouse tens of thousands of people.
12.02.2026 17:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0With not a peep from the attention hog that loves seeing his name slapped on anything successful. "Put that back, it shows how great I'm doing!"... yeah, nope, *crickets*. Fine, fine, nothing to see here, move along. Taping over the 'check engine' light always ends well.
12.02.2026 17:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The "let's pretend the consistently bad faith actors are sincere" thing is far past the point of credibly assuming it's by mistake.
12.02.2026 17:19 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Providing homeless people with homes; it's right there in the name. Hard to focus on draining the swamp when up to one's ass in alligators... cover Maslow's basics of food clothing and shelter, and hey now there's time to tackle the less immediate problems. Not rocket science, and yet here we are.
12.02.2026 17:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 02) If someone paid their fine, served their time, they're a *former* criminal. It's not a lifelong apellation. Trying to deport someone for something they've served sentence for is adding injury to insult.
3)Even more so when by both 1 and 2 it was a racist move to frame them in the first place.
1) most petty crime accusations (and resulting peΜΆrΜΆsΜΆrosecutions) are for breathing while brown, not actually doing them. 1/2
12.02.2026 14:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just looked it up: apparently shortest playthrough is about *one hour*... *twenty minutes* using glitches.
Not shown, of course, is _how much time it took to figure out those short runs_. :p
<https://www.speedrun.com/skyrim?h=Glitchless_Main_Quest-novice-pc&x=9kvpvekg-7891rq9n.rqv09g6l>
Mmmm, mmmmimosas. Also maybe they should try brunch at places that have things more like Shakshuka and less like Rooty-tooty-fresh-and-fruity. (I mean, not yukking anyone's yum, just that I don't think international carb hut has liquor licenses.)
11.02.2026 23:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Nostalgic sounds:
Dot matrix: <https://youtu.be/8CVkThNqcsY>
Daisywheel: <https://youtu.be/eiIfPjiUtsk>
There is some pushback. Only some, though. :(
bsky.app/profile/hans...
Age verification? Undergrad, when I switched from typewriter to computer it was to an atari st with a dot matrix printer.
11.02.2026 18:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 1Started with a thread about why oatmeal additives, particularly US ones, are sweet rather than savory.
Savory is vastly underappreciated. Carmelized onion jam, or pesto, are quick adds that I find just fine.
This. "A nice breakfast" is an *occasion*. Breaking fast on a work day is "whatevs I have around that I can snarf on the way out the door because I needed time to shower and or 'over'sleep", which has been the case for most of human history. "Oops, dawn, gotta feed the stock and work the fields!".
11.02.2026 17:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Given how little they care for the law, and that they're recruiting from the 'rolling coal' demographic, I really don't think having their catalytic converters would accomplish anything other than giving them another casus belli. They wouldn't even fix the cars, they'd just gloat about polluting.
11.02.2026 17:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Someone should ask him directly, "If the Constitution were in your way would you change what you were trying to do or would you go around the Constitution?".
I think he's dumb enough to admit to violating his oath of office. Not that there appears to be anyone left to enforce consequences for it.
The unskippable intro and tutorial was annoying by the second playthrough! What I missed was that "go to that tower, newbie; do something about the *dragon* attacking it" was load-bearing. Until done, no dragon related events trigger anywhere and the character's signature attack isn't enabled yet.
11.02.2026 17:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0But *10,000* hours? That's easily an order of magnitude over what I've ever put into games I've *completed* and *played through again*! Yeah, that's... a lot of free time.
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