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Kavu Queen! Nerd, dork, Trans fem gender non conforming mess of a human. DemiOmniSexual BiRomantic She/her/for the bit. Kinda like Green Lanterns and Magic the Gathering i guess

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Build community locally help start unions we out number the ones in charge

07.10.2025 16:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Edge of Eternities Story - By Seth Dickinson, narrated by Jesse Innocalla - YouTube

Of course friend. The MtG circles love Sami for the Non-Binary Representation. You can listen to the story on Youtube youtube.com/playlist?lis...

07.10.2025 14:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah then yeah you could put Tannukโ™ฅ๏ธ on the battlefield with the other children of Kavaron

07.10.2025 14:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If them means president trump then the answer is obvious

07.10.2025 14:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was experience for tomorrow. As long as you learned something from it the end goal will be better

07.10.2025 14:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That would be a dope album name

07.10.2025 14:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They don't like him for trying to save lives.

07.10.2025 14:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We can also just use you as a Blรฅhaj and hug you and let you sit on the bed

07.10.2025 14:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If my morning wasn't a 1/10 (not counting Kavu talk) I know exactly which one I would draw (the last one)

07.10.2025 14:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a green recycle symbol with the words reduce reuse and recycle Alt: a green recycle symbol with the words reduce reuse and recycle

We can still reuse a DukeVulture maybe as a draftpod's 8th or maybe the 4th for a 2hg game

07.10.2025 13:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The in-world philosophy of the Kavu makes so much sense of why they are and how they do. I would love to get a Gruul(maybe jund) colored Kavu Noble that gives all Kavu an alt casting cost of sacrificing lands that produce their colors to reflect their selfishness vs the dominaria ones.

07.10.2025 13:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am still salty about what they did to my lizard-wolfdogs in MOM. if we ever go back to EoE there is enough design space to make kavu work well with exile (via warp).

07.10.2025 13:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Jared Carthalion
{W}{U}{B}{R}{G}
Legendary Planeswalker โ€” Jared

+1: Create a 3/3 Kavu creature token with trample thatโ€™s all colors.

โˆ’3: Choose up to two target creatures. For each of them, put a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the number of colors it is.

โˆ’6: Return target multicolored card from your graveyard to your hand. If that card was all colors, draw a card and create two Treasure tokens.

Jared Carthalion can be your commander.

Loyalty: 5
Illustrated by Manuel Castaรฑรณn

Jared Carthalion {W}{U}{B}{R}{G} Legendary Planeswalker โ€” Jared +1: Create a 3/3 Kavu creature token with trample thatโ€™s all colors. โˆ’3: Choose up to two target creatures. For each of them, put a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the number of colors it is. โˆ’6: Return target multicolored card from your graveyard to your hand. If that card was all colors, draw a card and create two Treasure tokens. Jared Carthalion can be your commander. Loyalty: 5 Illustrated by Manuel Castaรฑรณn

Morophon, the Boundless
{7}
Legendary Creature โ€” Shapeshifter

Changeling (This card is every creature type.)

As Morophon enters, choose a creature type.

Spells of the chosen type you cast cost {W}{U}{B}{R}{G} less to cast. This effect reduces only the amount of colored mana you pay.

Other creatures you control of the chosen type get +1/+1.

6/6
Illustrated by Victor Adame Minguez

Morophon, the Boundless {7} Legendary Creature โ€” Shapeshifter Changeling (This card is every creature type.) As Morophon enters, choose a creature type. Spells of the chosen type you cast cost {W}{U}{B}{R}{G} less to cast. This effect reduces only the amount of colored mana you pay. Other creatures you control of the chosen type get +1/+1. 6/6 Illustrated by Victor Adame Minguez

For a Kavu Kindred Deck to work it needs to be 5 color but all we currently have is Jared or Morophon and neither is specific to Kavu. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

07.10.2025 13:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's that scene from bugs life with the roaches. Don't let the masses know so the few can rule brutually.

07.10.2025 13:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For being the 'greatest country in the world' there are a lot of other ones doing the bare minimum that somehow is leaps and bounds better.

07.10.2025 12:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rip my HRT:(

07.10.2025 01:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lying by Omission is the only way they can. They accept deceit is normal

07.10.2025 11:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a brown jacket is pointing in front of a sign that says that 's true Alt: a man in a brown jacket is pointing in front of a sign that says that 's true
07.10.2025 11:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Sami, Ship's Engineer
{2}{R}{W}
Legendary Creature โ€” Human Artificer

At the beginning of your end step, if you control two or more tapped creatures, create a tapped 2/2 colorless Robot artifact creature token.

Whenever Sami was down on their luck, they returned to an old comfort: the clinks and clanks of tinkering.

2/4
Illustrated by Zara Alfonso

Sami, Ship's Engineer {2}{R}{W} Legendary Creature โ€” Human Artificer At the beginning of your end step, if you control two or more tapped creatures, create a tapped 2/2 colorless Robot artifact creature token. Whenever Sami was down on their luck, they returned to an old comfort: the clinks and clanks of tinkering. 2/4 Illustrated by Zara Alfonso

If you are looking for they/them people in media, may I suggest Sami from hit Magic: the Gathering Set Edge of Eternities. There is story that follows Sami and Friends on a space adventure. (Check out the italic text for a pronoun drop)

07.10.2025 11:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You are a great hero Jimbo. Your uncle would be proud of you even though your inaction got him killed. Let's go get some pie.

07.10.2025 11:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mediocre Creatures Kindred you say!!???... Have you heard the good word about Kavu?

07.10.2025 11:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Early morning response.

07.10.2025 11:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If anyone has any recommendations for Gravecrawlers with Set Mechanic, let me have emmm

07.10.2025 07:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a baby is crying while being held by a woman in a crowd . Alt: a baby is crying while being held by a woman in a crowd .
07.10.2025 04:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You can always annoy people now it can be local.

07.10.2025 04:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is the creative work of a true visionary

07.10.2025 04:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a girl in a blue hoodie is looking respectfully at something Alt: a girl in a blue hoodie is looking respectfully at something

Well if you do do this cosplay i know how I'll be looking

07.10.2025 04:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

With the poofy jacket and gun!!??

07.10.2025 02:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like a Chicago dog with less onions

07.10.2025 01:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Noooo! what! is the hrt gone !??!

07.10.2025 01:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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