Eric Wickham

So annoying

Made a threads account by mistake and im not happy about it

I was deeply unappreciative of my arts degree while I worked towards it (and for a few years after I joined the workforce), but it has undeniably been incredibly valuable my entire adult life.

I sometimes think about where id be if I didnt decide to add shitposting on twitter to my life and I'm pretty sure I'd be worse off.

It was the best version of that kind of imperfect but hilarious place that pops up for a time on the internet.

It would be nice to have it back

Nope it was assigned.

And no

Accordion to webMD there is no known cure for this. There's not even search results for the disorder

Unfortunately I did not

It was a community org I'm I part of that requires a specific number of volunteer hours for membership.

I think it would be considered cruel and unusual punishment tbh

Sorry youre wrong

I dont think thats true sadly

Mandatory volunteer shift at a banquet that plays polka music for a good six hours.

I do not fear hell. It's already here baby.

sorry again about that card btw

I try not to treat seeing other people's happiness as some kind of personal attack but I am also not getting divorced so maybe im wrong

Never get your lawnmower fixed by a mischevious woodland creature they always say shit like this

Cycling advocates have won.

The Ford government's plan to remove three major bike lanes in Toronto violates the Charter, Ontario's Superior Court rules.

Story to come.

#onpoli #topoli

The Sea! Alas! I have not yet beheld it. But deep in the hearts of all my kindred lies the sea-longing, which it is perilous to stir. Alas! for the gulls. No peace shall I have again under beech or under elm. Legolas in The Return of the King, "The Last Debate"

sorry I can't make it your party. The doctor says I have sea-longing.

Ok, you're clearly just enjoying the attention.

Anyways, enjoy your mute. I hope you had fun being wrong publicly

I like to live dangerously

more like the fantastic chore

Please stop posting

All joking aside, the first time I saw an article of mine posted by someone else make it to the top of a subreddit was in 2022 as a freelancer with The Hoser.

That gave me the confidence to give this whole writing thing another shot.

I'm glad I did.

NOBODY YELLS AT ME ABOUT THE FANTASTIC FOUR THERE

My latest story at the top of subreddit r/ontario

[Large adult son bragging voice] yeah im pretty big on the ontario subreddit. They dig my stuff.

I honestly could have gone for a few more hours. Gf is playing baldurs gate and im watching and chuckling about my posts while im writing them.

Hahaha I think your post made him block me

I dont think im the person in this situation not getting it.

Ok get your last words in pal because you're going on mute in five

I hate that stupid book so much!

Please dont take this the wrong way, but I am very confident that I have more friends than you.

Also, please feel free to explain the ethical problem with calling the fantastic four "the fantastic snore"

I would love to hear it

Would love to hear your answer because I know it's going to be incredible

To my personal bluesky account when im making jokes for my friends?

Does everything i say in any medium, to anyone, from this point until my retirement have to be a news report because of my job title?