MrAlanCooper

“Give a man a fish. Just give him the fish. He’s hungry. You have extra fishes. Hand it over fuckface. He doesn’t have time to go to your shitty fucking fishing school.”—@LadyDragonfly

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#genZ #ui #userinterfacedesign #floppydisk

How in the year 2025 are there still places that require a new password every 90 days?!?

The President is in a gilt spiral.

"In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take."--Adlai Stevenson

Maybe Congressional Democrats can introduce a bill forestalling the current regime from initiating a war with Venezuela. The US military is currently massing in the Caribbean and bases in Puerto Rico have been expanded to support combat operations. One third of the USNavy is south of Cuba and […]

NO WAR IN VENEZUELA!

Why didn't they call Epstein's Island Club Ped?

I’ve been testing a theory: many people who are high on #AI and #LLMs are just new to automation and don’t realize you can automate processes with simple programming, if/then conditions, and API calls with zero AI involved.

So far it’s been working!

Whenever I’ve been asked to make an AI flow […]

So, evidently trump and his droogs are planning to invade Venezuela. The casus belli being "drug traffiking." The real reason: Venezuela's vast oil reserves. https://youtu.be/3LnMGhyvDkE?si=1dtfLnQdEj6U76C9

It's just pathetic how corporations augment their telephone hold music with self-congratulatory messages.

If they're rich enough to buy politicians, they're TOO rich!

Imagine one person at the Jamestown colony having more wheat in his barn than the poorer half of his peers PUT TOGETHER, and not distributing it to his starving community. What would the starving people have done?

Imagine one member if the Dinner Party having more beef jerky in his saddlebags […]

A sweeping panorama of mountain woods and sky with dramatic clouds. In the foreground a steam locomotive pulls a train of freight cars. A scattering of industrial buildings nestle in the background. The action appears to be sometime in the late 1930s.

The Morning Westbound Hotshot pulls out of Whittier with a load of mixed house cars and several empty hoppers for Robinson Gap Coal Co. #RAILROADER

@sarahjeong.bsky.social We don’t need a Department of Homeland Security. It isn’t even 25 years old; time to get rid of the whole thing.

@heidilifeldman a lot of conservatives are wearing D hats. Some have always been this way, others are trying to take over the party after ruining their own and getting kicked out by the fash they invited.

Text only: "Tax Billionaires" black letters on yellow background over "into Millionaires" yellow letters on a blue background.

Tax Billionaires into Millionaires

I've long thought that dialog boxes should not use the word "SUBMIT". Instead, they should use a word like "EXECUTE" or "DO IT" or "MAKE IT SO" or "AS I COMMAND". And instead of "CANCEL" it should say "FOAD" which is an acronym for FUCK OFF AND DIE. They don't call me a UX expert for nothing!

Just emailed the #NYT tip line to let them know #MayorMamdani and I were close during our formative years and that I have dirt on him.

We weren't. And, I don't.

But, I don't envy the diatribe that reporter is going to get if they make the mistake of reaching out to me.

You can do the same […]

Talking Oglaf with Trudy Cooper and Doug Bayne: 'We'd stay up all night drawing stuff to make each other laugh' - The Comics Journal Other than some time off every year for Christmas, Trudy Cooper and Doug Bayne have delivered a new Oglaf comic, skewering fantasy tropes with absolutely not safe for work humor, every week since 2008...

A rare interview with the creators of the always-funny, always-brilliant, and *usually*-sexy—or occasionally anti-sexy—OGLAF!

Cooper has kept a low profile over the years, but is legitimately one of the very best artists in comics today. Read OGLAF if you're old enough to drive!

Cover of the book showing a blue-green convertible Thunderbird driving straight off of a sheer cliff into the Grand Canyon. Red Cliffs and pure blue desert skies in the background.

It took me all of two days to devour this book. Off the Cliff: How the Making of Thelma & Louise Drove Hollywood to the Edge, by Becky Aikman

It's not too late for the traitorous eight to refuse to vote for the CR because the republicans have now reneged on their "promises." Foolish dems can be redeemed.

I'm on the night train from Kolari to Helsinki, returning from a work gig. I've always wanted to take one of these trains, as most of the train is sleeper cabins. Check out mine!

#train #trains #finland

infosec has a lot to learn about understanding failure conditions and accurate, understandable error messages from roadies

The opposite of democracy is violence.

The Westbound Hotshot heads up the Tuckasegee River Valley laden with heavy freight for Andrews and empty hoppers for the Robertson Coal Mine. #Railroader

Trump ballroom is not going to be a ballroom.

Mark my words.

There are no ballroom plans.

It is going to be a fortified palace/residence with a bunker.

Just like Saddam.

@jackyan Probably. With fractions, one is never really sure.

imagine if centre left parties spent half as much time money and effort fighting the growing fascism of the right and building viable alternatives for people to vote for as they do upholding the status quo and attacking progressives inside their own party to make sure none of their increasingly […]

figures drawn on scratch paper in pencil. 21 1/2 minus 17 3/8 equals fucking metric now!

fucking metric now!