Daniel Fliederbaum

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Book 2 of The Lost Firebreather series, follow Ash and Pike as their journey continues. They're both heading to the same destination, but for very different reasons...
Available NOW on Audible! Releasing in eBook and Paperback on November 14th!

Interior shot of IGWTA Candy Shoppe

Owner of IGWTA Candy Shoppe in front of an M&M candy display, holding a copy of my novel, Smash the World's Shell

Owner of IGWTA Candy Shoppe holding a copy of my novel, Smash the World's Shell

A few weeks ago, I happened upon Igwta Candy Shoppe in Valley Stream, New York! They have a veritable smorgasbord of candies and chocolates; plus, they're dedicated to supporting the local autistic community. They even have art classes on Saturdays! Check them out! www.igwta-house.com

ADHD is wild. You want to do the thing. You know you'll be better off if you do the thing. Your brain, meanwhile, refuses to let you do the thing for some reason. People ask, "But why not just *do* the thing?" And you sit there, jaw agape, amazed that other people can just do things on command.

So..... what I'm hearing is...... full cast Magica Riot audio book???? 😉

BREAKING NEWS: After months of needing me to sit with her to get her to eat, my cat is finally getting fat again. Experts (me and my vet) say this is a positive sign. More developments as they occur.

Uno Longo doesn't use AI. We should all strive to be more like Uno Longo.

KIM KITSURAGI - “You need to get your shit together.”

YOU - “But I don't wanna get my shit together!”

KIM KITSURAGI - “Then the world will turn away from you, and leave you behind.”

Drove by a giant skeleton decoration dressed like Rumi from K-Pop Demon Hunters today. Halloween is going to be *fun* this year. 😆

Pokémon Legends Z-A really said, "Aelita, you have to deactivate the tower!" That was so brave of them. #CodeLyoko #PokemonLegends

Oh hey, Revolutionary Girl Utena. I know that anime!

Me reading a book I like: *takes forever, can't focus*
Me reading a book that has obsessed me, regardless of if I'm having fun: "turning page goes brrrrr"

Anyway, ADHD is wild lol

Currently reading the Rascal Does Not Dream light novels, getting the same feeling as when I watched the first season of the anime 5ish years back—they aren't *amazing* or anything, but they're fun enough. Probably going to read some VE Schwab next.

Your PT is based and poggers, and I'm not kidding.

Side note, but I like to pretend that Magica Riot eventually starts introducing themselves as "the pretty guardians of rock and Portland." 😂

I don't know why, but my brain is always coming up with new ideas for Cinderella retellings. Cinderella Phantom Thief, Cinderella x the Matrix, Cinderella x The Hunger Games, Cinderella but her stepfamily runs a drug empire.... I don't know if I'll WRITE these, but egads, I *WANT* to one day!🫠

Seconding this! I liked the first book, and I'm betting Full Bloom will be even better!

DONKIN® SBUBBY DUNNTS® AMURICA RUNN NO DUNDUN eef freef: BUBGER TINKLE WEEDYS OLD FASHIONED HURGUSBURGUS. KIRG OUTSIDE THE BINKLE® TACO BACO HAVE IT IN A WAY Applebapple's Nehhborhor Grib & Bib McNaldos I like the it™ INOOT-UT BRUBGE AA AAAAAAAAAA

despite their constant whining about how "wokeness killed comedy!" and "you can't say anything anymore without getting canceled!" after receiving pushback on their shitty punch-down jokes, none of those failed, hacky, has-been comedians will ever conceive of anything in the same stratosphere as this

I've seen very little Trek, but that just sounds like humanity in general 😂

Alya × Marinette shippers, take heart! 😝

(Miraculous Ladybug joke lol. Hope you're having fun!)

I'd say that take is so alarmingly frozen that Disney could put it in a dress and sell princess dolls of it, but at least playing with dolls needs your imagination.

Crunchyroll started as a piracy website that would steal the work of fansub groups and lock it behind paywalls, which caused Fansub groups to literally encode messages during the "Brought to you in part by these sponsors" segments, warning viewers that if you paid for the subs, you got scammed

Meme: Trade Offer. I receive broken jewelry. You receive character development. Jess Flint

And a father you'll wish was uh.... better? I'm out of applicable rhymes, sue me. (Please don't actually sue me.)

A plot summary spurned...

Meme: Inferno as Principal Skinner asking himself: "Am I sexist? No, it's the dragonlings who are wrong."

A lesson not learned...

Meme: "The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math." Keeper

What's this? It's after 10 and I *haven't* posted memes yet? Egads! I must fix this!

To celebrate 2 years of Smash the World'd Shell, here are some out of context memes about the sequel, tentatively titled Beyond the World's Shell! Coming eventually! 🧵

The 2-year anniversary of Smash the World's Shell is tomorrow! I wish I could say book 2 was ready, but we're not quite there yet. In the name of tiding you all over, and having some very silly fun, I'll be posting out of context spoilers in the morning. Keep your eyes peeled! 😄

"When I said I wanted our music to blow up, I didn't mean like this!" 😂

Just bought The Hidden Crystals! The cover art was so cute that I just had to help myself to it. 🙂