Trump Alleges That Democrats Secretly Paid Alex Pretti To Be Model Citizen

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Florida Passes Law Granting Viruses Personhood TALLAHASSEE, FL—In a move that supporters have called a long overdue acknowledgment of the rights that should be accorded to all infectious agents, the Florida Legislature passed HB 1637 Wednesday, a ...

Florida Passes Law Granting Viruses Personhood

A nurse. A researcher. A helper.

Gov. Tim Walz: "Thank God we have video, because according to DHS, these seven heroic guys took an onslaught of a battalion against them or something. It's nonsense, people. It's nonsense and it is lies."

the American party of patriotism shouting "COMPLY!" at Americans under occupation by armed flunkies

Stephen Miller’s cousin 👇🏽

“Can we check her pulse?”

“No! Back up! Now!”

“I’m a physician.”

“I don’t care.”

Vaccines Are Helping Older People More Than We Knew

The list of off target benefits of vaccines is growing! Several vaccines are associated with reduced risk of conditions not targeted by a specific vaccine.

Shingles 💉 ➡️ reduced dementia risk
Flu💉 ➡️ reduced dementia risk
Pneumococcal💉 ➡️ reduced Alzheimers risk
COVID/RSV💉 ➡️ reduced cardiac events

I don’t really know what to say or post anymore. It’s all awful. How do we coexist with folks that will explain this away? How do we ever come back from this?

Just saw a picture of stuffed animals in the woman's car and man...I really am struggling to find the words right now. This is all just so unspeakably devastating, and I don't know how we come back from it.

ICE Vows To Restore Order Using Whatever Force Unnecessary

ICE Vows To Restore Order Using Whatever Force Unnecessary

This makes me so sad- I love her writing!

What a bunch of babies.
#NotreDame

Out of patience with leaders from like, Tennessee, posting videos of 9/11 to score cheap political points. Come on man

Everyone’s Halloween costumes are so good this year! You are all so funny!!

The concept of a Knicks W before a jets W……

Q: The Mets are playing Game 7 of the World Series and the Knicks are playing Game 7 of the NBA Championships.
Curtis Sliwa: The Knicks.
Andrew Cuomo: I'm gonna go half and half, I can make it back and forth.
Zohran Mamdani: This is what New Yorkers are sick of, pick a team. I'm going to the Knicks.

I appreciate Curtis Sliwa is a potentially endangered type of New Yorker: the weird tristate dork. Of course he has twenty cats and used to manage a McDonald's in the Bronx. I bet he also used to watch Mets games from that one train platform with a view of Shea Stadium, in a big raincoat.

Curtis Sliwa remembers everything bad every one of his many enemies has ever said or done. Politics aside, you do kind of have to respect that

12 years ago today, Pitbull released “Timber” featuring Kesha.

I think you should be able to opt out of religious holidays and give your employer a list of your 3 most significant sports fandoms and they legally have to give you playoff games off.

I enjoy when a New York team wins the baseball game, personally

Happy for bednar :)

NO KINGS Pittsburgh · No Kings **In America, we don’t put up with would-be kings.** Our peaceful movement is only getting bigger and stronger. “NO KINGS” is more than just a slogan—it’s the foundation our nation was built upon. Bo...

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I did not know qbs can have negative points in fantasy 🙃

IF ANYONE WANTS TO COME CUT MY HEAD OFF WITHA BIG SWORD YOU CAN FIGURE OUT WHERE TO FIND ME

EVERYONE INVOLVED IN PITT AND WVU FOOTBALL SHOULD BE ARRESTED AND SENT TO A PRISON SOMEWHERE WHERE THEY CANT TALK TO ME.

I WANNA BE IN THE VOLCANO. SEND ME INTO IT

I hope Andy Reid gets put at a table with the Haim sisters