The White Scrotus

in case no one has said it to you today if you see someone stealing food from a grocery store no you didn’t ☺️

You weren’t in the Prahran woolies this arvo were you?

Just sorted my outfit for Cup Eve Underwear party. Woof

Has anyone been to a silent retreat in Australia? Was it worth it? I need a break.

a man in a red robe is sitting on a couch with his arms outstretched . ALT: a man in a red robe is sitting on a couch with his arms outstretched .

10kgs down!
More energy, no more reflux sleeping on my right side, achilles tendinitis fading, blood pressure excellent, and cholesterol coming dooooown.

God, Ben Barnes is beautiful 😍

Both in my mouth please 👅👅

I bought five stringer singlets from Ryderwear and when I tell you, the quality is SHA-HAA-HABBYYYY!

I should have cut up some old t-shirts and made my own.

Ooof

Why the fuck does my partner want to do a workout after eating a large dinner and 3 glasses of red wine?

Are there even enough gays in Melbourne to sustain the constant parties being thrown every second week? Let the people breathe, jesus…

I will never complain about being too warm again. Winter has been awful for me. I’m utterly fucking miserable.

Do television reporters in most countries begin a sentence with “Now…” or is this just an Australian thing?

Bottoms up!

Would it be wrong to go to bed at 6pm?

My uber driver has been quietly talking on his phone for a solid 20 mins, while Chappel Roan plays very loudly on the stereo. How does anyone have THAT much to talk about, let alone hear the other person over the racket?

I realise I sound like a boomer.

I like Meg Stalter in Hacks, but I guess I just don’t “get” her humour outside of it. It’s unhinged in a good way but it’s also meh

I really feel like my libido has died off.
Usually I’m jerking off once a day. It’s been once a week for the last few months.

I’ve been hate-watching And Just Like That. Carrie is just an absolute shit friend to Miranda. The need a writer who recognises that and then stages a friendship break up and they ice Carrie out.

I just know Trump is going to continue the tariff madness and pretend that all these businesses are going to bring jobs back to the USA, then when they don’t win after 100 odd millions of you revolt in the streets, then it will be the next govt’s fault that you have no jobs still.

Pipe dream tho

I loathe Pink music videos. Just a tepid song about what a struggle it is to be in a relationship and then put her husband and kids into it. Yawn.

Hopefully that heralds the heat in Australia. Winter here suuuuuuuuucks!

I bought these very slutty circuit boxers, leatherette with a removable front pouch and zip in the ass for easy access on both sides.
I’ll have to dabble in hair removal though, I can’t have that zip catching in my butt hair.

I’ll ready the harp…

I spend more time playing the game ad demos than scrolling Grindr

I’m attempting to make Persian Love Cake for a friend tonight.

Judith Light looks amazing

So long as it doesn’t use Doechii’s ‘anxiety’ song (ugh) then all good