Matt Seiiji Ketai

#traitors #traitor

important to post this #gay

My model ranks the top five places to hide your nanny from ICE agents. And I tell you the best place to get roti in Kew Gardens. All that and more in the next Silver Bulletin.

is everyone here an author why is everyone posting about books like that’s cool but I’m dyslexic and am here for the funnies not the readies

why am i on the book side of Bluesky. i can’t read im DYSLEXIC

me as I set up a mousetrap for the mouse I just saw in my apartment

thanks for the 10k 🦋!! So grateful to be known as primarily hot on this app :) #gay #gym #10k

seeing our little video pop up elsewhere so sharing it here before anyone else CAN post it 🤭 #formula1 #formula #racecar #gay

thanks for the 10k Bluesky 🦋! Life changing! #gay #bluesky #blusky

Thanks for 10k 🦋!!! Woah that happened so fast! #gay #bluesky

my greatest love. my only desire.

thank you for 10k 🦋sky!!! #gay #10k

One thing I find interesting about the echo chamber complaint is that an echo chamber just won a presidential election.

Put aside the convo of whether it’s “good” or “bad” for a moment. The far right has devoted enormous resources + time to building echo chambers & loathes spaces they don’t control

There have been a lot of times where I feel like we need to have honest discussions on the left about what has worked and what hasn’t, share observations without judgement, but it feels like there isn’t much space for it. I think it’s holding us back.

I wonder how and where we can accomplish that.

this app lacks the same funny je ne sais quoi so im counting on you the two people that see this to help fix it

problem with this app: i am trying to get first reaction to gypsy and don’t think im gonna get what i neeeeed here

there are so many tv shows on tv right now that quite frankly it’s embarrassing for anyone not to be on one (im talking about me here)

can’t believe I already have 10k followers on here 🦋 🚀🚀🚀 #gay

it is paramount that I develop forearms like this.

repost by day, poster’s dismay
quote post by night, poster’s delight

what’s beautiful about bluesky is that on Instagram I posted the exact same pic but without my tongue out. and that’s why it’s SO important to follow me here #gay #gym

i might start telling people im in the wicked movie how would they know

how many people do we think we can convince that I created bluesky

organically building something here (a FOLLOWING) because WE ARE NOT GOING BACK (to posting thoughts) #gay

I said to my friend the other day - oh he won’t win an Emmy. He’s actually too unrecognizable - when you watch him you go oh wow this just a guy they cast from queens. Awards 101.

WE ARE NOT GOING BACK (to check if my stove is off) #gay

it is paramount that I am first and foremost known as dumb and hot on this app #gay WE ARE NOT GOING BACK

trying to become known for being effortlessly funny but also dumb and hot, a deadly combo

To what end!!

love that initial moment when you’re toast starts to burn and you forget that you’re making toast so you think your having a stroke