Props to everyone wearing more than one layer at the Chappell Roan concert today - it is HOT

This is to say malls almost operate on their own rules/timezones, much like airport time - have chipotle at 11am or a Cinnabon

I am convinced that during operating hours, malls actively and indiscriminately warp the flow of time

“Porky” is a really fucked up thing for couple of pig parents to name their pig child.

if you’re producing content online, more specifically food content (cooking, eating, branding etc), please please PLEASE look up how to pronounce whatever it is you’re sharing

Kendrick Lamar has barely moved from the waist down but still has more rushing yards than the Chiefs.

Something about not being able to open the plastic *surrounding* the bag of microwaveable popcorn is incredibly humbling

I like that we all heard the way Toto inexpertly mangled the word “Serengeti” to fit the meter but the rest of the song goes so hard that we pretend it never happened.

Horrified Taylor Swift Realizes Football Happens Every Year

Horrified Taylor Swift Realizes Football Happens Every Year
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Why are Reese’s peanut butter trees the best shape? I will not be taking questions

Okay if no one else is going to say it I'm going to say it: having a cat is great, EXCEPT for when they're giving themselves a bath next to you in a quiet room

Then it's the most disgusting thing in the world

Just SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP *pause* SCHLORP SCHLORP

‘Have you seen the trailer for the new Superman/Batman film?’ being a recurring phrase every couple of years feels like Deja vu

At least it’s a holiday week

i love how cats just slap everything they don't understand

Humanity is capable of so many amazing things and yet a majority of folks are limited to producing spreadsheets and reports in their day to day

I really wanted to be in the room where they decided which maces were specifically tailored to combat bears instead of just making stronger mace