casually chaotic

All you Democratic candidates from other states like to come to CA and take our money for your campaigns but where are you now? You better be calling out Trump. You better be ready to fight.

Cartoon, frog, dressed and positioned like Rosie, the riveter, flexing arm, muscle and red hair tie with text that reads Rosie the ribbiter

I can do all things through ChatGPT which strengthens me.

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Bc they’re the worst…

Pete Hegseth is a DUI hire.

It’s been January for 6 years.

I live in Mid-city Los Angeles and can see both palisades fire AND Eaton fire even though I am 10+ miles away from either one. For reference each “fire photo” is facing opposite directions. Crazy that it looks like a sunrise, when you can see it’s technically a “blue sky” day… pun not intended

….and now I need to catch up on BH immediately!!

Mary Cosby, with the facial expression of Meredith Marks in the tub

Yes, to all of this!! I am nightbitch, but also during the day too…and have also never had children 🐺 🌙

I say that I’m ready, but Lord, am 👏🏼 I 👏🏼 ready 👏🏼 ffr ?!!??!

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Ugh it’s another case of the Giselle/Kyle privilege

Even Karen’s DUI wig deserves more than that!!

lol like i’ve got my attachment trauma/mother wound too…. but 👏🏼 I’M 👏🏼 NOT 👏🏼 ON 👏🏼 TV

mia’s aggressive “bad bitch” persona is like a desperate magician pulling rabbits, scarves, and an entire rotisserie chicken out of a hat — she’s loud, theatrical, messy... and also terrified that nobody will care if she stops performing.
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#rhop #bravo

I vaccinated my dog 11 years ago, and she is still non-verbal. 😢

He doesn’t seem to realize that if “they” are removed, he and trump will also. ✌🏼

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I literally met her while out singing karaoke in West Hollywood last year. #GoFigure

I think there are just a lot of people who haven’t made their migration yet. You’re still flyer than a kite!

Thank you so much! I mentally left in my early teens, and then moved across the country for college. So it’s been 20+ years for me… But the amount of things you don’t know that you don’t know… Woof

I was raised in a strict Mormon family and often find watching Heather Gay disturbing. She seems unaware of how “Mormon” her thinking patterns still are. It is hard to someone act from unprocessed pain/confusion, especially when the flavor of pain I’m most intimately acquainted with.

Thank you so much! I just discovered your writers of bravo community on Reddit and am getting to work on writing something I have been “meaning to” since the beginning of SLC.

He would need to be one of their sons to be direct lineage. I’m not an asshole I promise, I just had then unfortunate experience of being raised Mormon which sometimes comes across the same 😆

Doing the splits at every party! 🎉

As long as it’s not a Jack in the Box, you’re okay! 👌🏽

I have never heard a more perfectly timed “OK” in my life. 😂