How many people will be calling out Trump? Website will crash

Bessent 2027: “Banquets always start with cocktail hour and hors-d’œuvres. This is the year when Americans will sit down at a table and enjoy a full meal”

I always put my dick first. Unless I’m walking backwards.

Put themselves in harms way? So DHS presence is a known harmful situation?

I’m not saying it matters but more than 50 years experience? That guy loves the law.

Bonus if you wrote that without google.

Left out the best line!

Beautiful photo! How green will that mountain get in the spring/summer?

Sen. Cynthia Lummis from Wyoming

Yeah this isn’t anything new. Shakira and J-Lo did halftime in 2020. C’mon

He spit it out right away

Can’t these same people go place bets in the original Jesus market and artificially raise the odds to guarantee they win the second bet?

I don’t really understand the details of these systems but can’t you bet that more than 5% of them predict 9 days and then go join that market and bet Jesus returns in 9 days? You’d lose (most likely😁) the Jesus bet but win the bet about Jesus bets bc you helped raise it above 5%. Kinda rigged

Incredible deltoid development from detailed brushwork and paint mixing.

I used to get a lot of mileage out of Everclear. Very easy

Everyone who grew up in the lower 48 grew up between Maine and Washington. 🤔

I’ve never heard that one either. Maybe it’s a combo or riffing and boffing.

So many posts about Dick shining on us lately, Joel.

Pretty sure he resigned only as chairman but is still with the firm as a partner. Unless I’m mistaken

Taxes on a median-value home in FL are around $3,000 😖

Let your kid figure it out and then sue the company for failing to keep them away.

I await the day my Dick given purpose is exposed. Until then, it remains hidden away like so many of life’s mysteries

Meg

Wait, who was president overseeing that renovation? He obviously did a terrible job.

You know every time @merriam-webster.com does a list of words (from their own book!) there’s always one guy who says they missed one. And is wrong. And today I joined that club.

Did he do something specific or is this just a general appraisal of him?

Touché. Looks like I just $#!% the bed.

We were adding a new one every decade or so. What happened? Though you did leave out dip$#!% = idiot or stupid

Seemed weird to me at first but that’s the normal way to phrase it. But it still feels off, like we’re all gonna party so we’ll be closing the party venue!