Sam R.

Glad I didn’t throw mine out from last season. It’s always so hard to find it on the shelves last minute when the season starts.

I have a toothbrush in my mouth 4 minutes a day, 7 days a week, 1,460 minutes a year.

I didn’t choose this mortal existence, why am I cursed by it?

(There’s only five emoji skin tones, not counting yellow, and there are 3 emojis of the globe. Don’t @ me, I had to make it even for my own sanity.)

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🚩 Happy May Day 🚩
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Oh, that’s because they have been. That was the entire project of Third Way and Neoliberalism.

How f—ing dare you mention an ongoing economic problem?! What are you? A criminal?
(Joke, obviously)

Two NYT headlines stating the WH wants to promote more childbearing and the EPA is ending testing for chemicals that hurt children.

Two headlines in the New York Times today.

So you’re saying it will be winking with an anime smile? /jk

A few weeks before the inauguration I moved all of my 401k investments into long term bonds and extremely conservative funds. By far the best decision I think I’ve ever made in my life.

Great Depression 2 👎

Big Bummer 🫳

Great Depression 2: Tesla Boogaloo 👍

I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I'm running for Congress.

(seeing FBI agents sprinting in my direction as I'm being stabbed) Oh thank god I'm--(they run past me and tackle a guy who's flipping off a tesla)

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Fucking beautifully Kafkaesque. 10/10 - no notes 👏

I changed it to Musk and got 48 kmph. It’s in the elbow.

Thank you for your service ma’am 🫡

Chuck Schumer in front of a podium with the text of Jar Jar Binks giving the speech that created the clone army in Episode II of Star Wars. “MEESA PROPOSE THAT THE SENATE GIVE IMMEDIATELY EMERGENCY POWERS NEWS TO THE SUPREME CHANCELLOR!”

I’d argue that the facade of it not existing has just been stripped away.

Money buying and dismantling opposition is how the government has always operated.

Don’t need to set up an oligarchy when it’s been established and given complete control for decades.

Jesus giving his sermon on the mount with the text reading “some of you are sitting at tables you were sent to flip.”

A gritty display adjacent to a VHS tape being paused reads: “THE ONLY DANGEROUS MINORITY IS THE RICH”

Elon losing a quarter of his wealth since January should be a warning to all capital hoarders that you’re not invincible.

In a shocking turn of events, many of the people who said they wanted "free speech" actually just wanted to be the ones in charge of which speech is free.

Picard creativity tip: By all means, draw from your own experience, but also find enough empathy to draw from the experiences of others.

fisheye picture from the lunar surface taken by a camera attached to the top of the IM2 lander. The lander has fallen over on it's side and the legs point towards the small half lit earth in the far distance. The crater partially lies in the shade, which covers most of the foreground. A small hill is visible on the horizon.

Another one bites the (lunar) dust!

This is Intuitive Machines' #IM2 lander that once again toppled over after trying to land on Mons Mutons near the lunar south pole.

The picture had lots of detail hidden in the shadows which I brought out in processing.

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new saddest six word story just dropped

A digital graphic contrasts the expectation vs. reality of Social Darwinism. The left side ("EXPECTATION") shows an idealized futuristic city with happy, healthy people. The right side ("REALITY") features a dystopian painting of aggressive, degenerate-looking individuals. The text argues that Social Darwinism leads to cruelty, ignorance, and societal collapse rather than progress.

I know people who cheer for cutting social programs—not to save money, but because they believe some lives just aren’t worth saving. Social Darwinism with a eugenics twist isn’t rare. That warning bell rang before, but when cruelty gets the green light, it spreads fast.

I think it's important to remember, with everything extremely fucked up and dumb right now, that at the root of it, fuck fuck fucking fucking fuck.

What's it gonna take for everyone to realize the occupant of the white house is fundamentally anti-American?

People were killing themselves and eating their own horses to survive during the Depression. And I never forgot the book The Grapes of Wrath describing how the Salvation Army made people crawl on the dirt and bark like dogs to amuse them in the bread lines.