Glitter Goblin

An image of the cover of a Cartoons CD: yellow background, six people dressed in colorful costumes and makeup, and the words Cartoons Greatest Toons Oh Yeah!

Coworker: If you had to have one song play on repeat in the whole office for the rest of the week, what would it be?
Me: *sends link to Witch Doctor*
Coworker: *listens* 😵‍💫
Me: I'm going mad and taking you all with me.
#officelife

A paper coffee cup filled almost to the top with gummy bears.

Coworker poked his head over the cubicle wall...
Him: Do you want a coffee cup of gummy bears? I bought the 5lb bag because it got here faster."
Me: Sure?

Y'all, he meant THE WHOLE CUP.

It's been a bad pain week for me. I'm so tired. 😭

A graphic of a bookshelf in black and white. Multicolored text reads "My October Reads" followed by a book cover of The Nightmare Before Kissmas by Sara Raasch. Below, multicolored text reads "My October Word Count: 31,069 Words".

I only read one book in October, but I wrote almost double what I did last month! It seems that if I'm reading, I will not write, and vice versa. Why am I like this? 😭

The Nightmare Before Kissmas by Sara Raasch
⭐️3.75/5
Cute, fuzzy, fun, didn't give me lasting feels.

💙📚 🌈📚 #booksky

a cartoon of a girl with the words internally screaming Alt: a cartoon of a girl with the words internally screaming

Me when the COLLEGE I work for sends a text that reads, "Holday's are approaching" and I know it doesn't REALLY matter but I just...

✍️ #writingcommunity

We experimented with smoked macaroni and cheese today. It was AMAZING. 🤤 #foodsky #pelletgrill

Editing an urban fantasy novel and trying to finish a first draft of something else. You?

I got dinner prepped AND meal prepped my breakfast for next week. I did something necessary instead of going to the fun writer's thing today. Everybody please be proud of me. 😭

Gonna go write, now. #writingcommunity ✍️

A person with glasses and messy hair in a sports bra looking a fluffy gray cat in the face.

Trying to do my workout and my cat very much wants my attention... #catlife #catsky 😻

I, an asexual, have fallen ill during Asexuality Visibility Week. This is, as the kids say, straight-up homophobic. 🙃🌈🎉

Doing cover research for urban fantasy novels, and almost all have the protagonist on the front, looking at the audience. Guess whose protagonist does NOT want to be perceived? 🙃 #writersky #authorsky

I have new books that I'm excited to read, but I also just finished one and have no idea what to do with my life 🙃 #Booksky 📚💙

Been playing #Silksong and decided I wanted to go back to Hollow Knight for nostalgia's sake... y'all, it is so much easier. 😂🎮

January is pushing for Uno, but Magdalena hates it & won't play. It's devolved into bickering & attacking each other w/ couch cushion. Sway's watching fondly, but doesn't offer any suggestions bc he's anxious about having opinions. Joe is just happy to be there. He brought popcorn.

January is pushing for Uno, but Magdalena hates it & won't play. It's devolved into bickering & attacking each other w/ couch cushion. Sway's watching fondly, but doesn't offer any suggestions bc he's anxious about having opinions. Joe is just happy to be there. He brought popcorn.

A graphic with a bookshelf as the background and four book covers. The book covers occupy each corner of the graphic. In the middle, white text reads, My September Reads. Book titles: Icarus and the Devil by Layla Reyne, Paris and the Reaper by Layla Reyne, Atlas and the Traitor by Layle Reyne, and The Entanglement of Rival Wozards by Sara Raasch.

I read four books in September. These were TikTok finds and I thoroughly enjoyed them all. Apparently, I was in a romance mood! 📚💙🌈📚 #BookSky #Romancelandia

Have you read any of these? What did you think? Are you reading anything you want to freak out about?

I have taken
the Tylenol
that was in
the medicine cabinet

and which
they think probably
is the reason
you like trains

forgive me
but that’s bullshit
you got autism
from your dad

Every time someone makes a rapture/raptor joke, I want to revive the old Tumblr game. "Rapture? You mean like Blue from Jurassic Park?" "No, that's a raptor. The rapture is the dinosaur toy from Rugratz." "No, that's Reptar. The rapture is the fire horse from Pokemon." 😂

I hope whoever thought up the Savage Beastfly stubs their toe. 🎮 #Silksong

A person with green hair wearing blue sunglasses and a full face of Nordic-inspired war paint, sitting in a car.

Waiting for someone at the train station in full LARP makeup like 💅 #fantasy #larp #makeup

Update: I have yet to summon up the courage to continue the book I'm in the middle of. The horrible things are coming, and they have arrested my forward motion. One friend assured me that everything turns out okay, but that does nothing for my anxiety right now. 😂 #booksky 📚💙

TFW you get to a part in the book where something really important is happening, and you know it's gonna be bad, so you stop reading and just live in this horrible limbo? Yeah, I'm at one of those in the book I'm reading.

If I don't read it, it doesn't happen, right? 😅 #booksky 📚💙

I've finished 2 audiobooks this month and have started a third. I'm to design and furnish a 3-story manor house in Sims 4. All that to say, I'm having trouble actually WRITING this week! 😂

#BookSky 📚💙 #WritingCommunity

*pillages your list* 😃💜

I love finding threads like these. Added a few more books to my TBR!

A book cover featuring a red-haired woman in a leather jacket. The title is in purple letters beneath her: The Alchemist and An Amaretto by Annette Marie.

This is the book that has me shrieking with frustration, btw. #booksky 💙📚

EXCELLENT CHOICE!!!!!!!!

Audiobook: *character does something stupid*
Me: *pauses audiobook, takes deep breath* ... ... ... *unintelligible shrieking sound* ... ... ... *resumes audiobook* 📚💙 #booksky

Biblically accurate angel, not a metaphorical one 😂

It was all right. I give it 3.75/5. It hit all the right buttons for me emotionally (I'm a sucked for lonely and snarky). I feel like everything was kind of shallow, though, because there's a lot happening, but the story doesn't dive too deeply into them.