Yuri Leclerc

No more high maintenance than me, Thea dearest~.

A pout, and they extend their hand as he pulls away.

“I always get my way in the end, you know this.”

I flirt with all my friends. It’s what I do. I’m like the redhead but actually hot and desirable.

Oh come now, am I not enough~?

[They flash a teasing smirk.]

[Peering out from the kitchen in an apron.]

Dearest?

Ah, that’s so not helpful, I have too many dresses to wear.

@mittlefrankrose.bsky.social

Dorothea this is an emergency I need to know what colour Ashe wants to wear for the wedding so I can pick my best dress.

“Oh, come now, where’s the fun in behaving~?”

They laugh, however, they seem content to entwine fingers with Ashe and not reach for the ring again…-Yuri, no magic tricks either, please—.

Do I have a white dress? Is it technically sacrilegious for someone like me to wear white?

A soft laugh as they wrap their arms around him, a hand already sneaking towards his pockets.

“Oh, is it time?”

You’re impossible.

Oh, if you’re taking away the challenge, you have to do this right.

Wine and dine me like we’re noble brats, Sparrow.

I’m still finding a way to get that ring.

Nice try, but I’d be sneezing blood if Mittens was.

Fineeee. No gaslighting your brother.

Oh now you want to spoil my fun.

I’m determined, Sparrow.

Is it gaslighting if I will technically stop harassing him upon the arrival of felines who can kill me by existing?

Great, I need to get into the estate before Vestra does.

I don’t usually involve civilians, but…

Can you pick a lock? 😇

I have to keep business and pleasure separate, puppy.

I can’t do it for free, I do have some standards.

You know, if you want someone dead, hire a professional—.

And by hire I mean give me literally just a random rock and I’ll do it.

“If you wish to talk, I am all to happy to oblige.”

She’ll keep him busy.

You can make the seating arrangements so you two are far away from each other.

Put him next to Coco, actually.

“Oh? Shall we simply bask in peaceful silence, then?”

Whatever helps her decompress after socialising.

Immediately starts combing their fingers through her hair.

“How is my darling Countess today?”

Will be tolerable if we invite Hubert, I think, and I do owe Hubert and Ferdinand for helping save me from Caspar.

Good.

Hmm…oh! Lorenz. His face is too punchable.