Andy ⚓

You can also take the opposite approach and be a complete dick to everyone if you chose to be "abrasive" at the start.

Oh, I can sum it up! What to know: an unreliable AI controlled by an out of touch narcissistic billionaire summarizes everyone else's work while leaving out key details that don't align with his worldview.

Didn't Republicans boycott the NFL like 4 times for being too woke anyway? Why do they care about something they're boycotting? Or all they all just whiny assholes?

It'll have been 212 years since 1814. 212. Just saying.

And may the ankles of fate fail the president, and let him tumble into the pile of rubble that is the now the east wing, and be buried by the last shred of dignity the US government has left.

At this point all Republicans are MAGA Republicans, and they're all so far up Trump's dumb fucking ass they haven't seen daylight in months, and are living on a diet of Trump's rotting bullshit. The RNC is now HQd in Trump's colon. Fuck every single one of you - I hope you get hit by the karma bus.

Donald Trump has a child's personality. A child's brain. And a child's penis.

I like being able to call the "VP" a terrorist now. Hope he reads it.

So you're saying you're anti-american? Hey DHS, I found the domestic terrorist.

Everyone in this administration deserves the death penalty for treason.

I was wrong - Trump isn't a piece of shit. Shit still has value in the right situations. There is no value in Trump, and there never was. He's is a black mold - dangerous, useless, corrupts anything it touches, and should be avoided at all costs or removed by any means necessary.

Another day, another non-leftist, non-immigrant church shooter.

Terrorist activity.

ICE is a domestic terrorism operation, prove me wrong.

So what I'm hearing is that ICE is a domestic terrorism operation, according to the FBI's own definition.

No one gives a shit about Kimmel. It was about the FCC saying we'll revoke your license if you don't pull him and there were like "sure"

Yeah, Trump's death will definitely be celebrated in this household.

15minutes? Guy has been at it for like 15 years. It's a relavent test.

This can't be some random person with a gun, this sounds like a pro hit. They had one target, took a single shot, succeeded and escaped. I'm not an expert and it's still early, but that almost never happens. Could it be a destabilization attempt knowing the admin wants any excuse to go full fascist?

At a certain point, the 2nd amendment becomes a valid option

The census is under legislative authority and not executive according to the Constitution, so Trump's "census" is no more valid than an online poll.

Putting real sugar in things when you mainly sell processed meat and fries isn't making anyone healthier.

Ah yes, the healthy sugary soft drink at a dying fast food burger and fry joint - if you can call wafer thin patties a burger.

Yeah, it's weird how 5 of those books were required reading in my Catholic high school. Conservatives are soft as fuck these days.

These paintball bros are cringe as fuck.

What's it smell like? Piss and BO?

Actually, sure. We'll take a competent politician.

Remember Threads?

a statue of a hand reaching into the sky ALT: a statue of a hand reaching into the sky

If only people watched the Eternals we could have worked to prevent it.

Can he press charges for assault and racial discrimination? Because everyone needs to start. Could at least get their guns taken away for while.