dave

happy birthday!!!

well one year younger only but still

just found out a coworker i thought was in their late 30s is younger than me. Oh

theyre literally so babies

shes hugging her🥺

meme image macro. black scientist holds a beaker of green liquid. top text: finally. bottom text: rightist infighting

hearing that the 4chan site-destroying hack was orchestrated by one of the super freak 4chan offshoots

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i got a raise !!

TYY!!

THANK UU :))

TY!!

main reason for moving there tho is that its waay closer to my job. like in biking distance close. fuck yes

our charisma stats were so high they just had to give us the apartment immediately

i had been pretty nervous abt it cause its in a somewhat conservative area and we're a gay couple but that didnt seem to be a problem lol. this apartment has a sauna and we'll get our own garden too im so excited

me and my bf went looking at an apartment for rent this friday, that several others had been interested in so there was no guarantee that we would get it. anyway i was calling with the owners just now and they said they had cancelled the other showings and we would get the apartment AYO???

Science Stopped Believing in Porn Addiction. You Should, Too Research finds that porn-related problems are predominantly caused by religious conflict. Clinically, this means people need help, but not necessarily with the porn.

"porn addiction isn't real" finally has scientific proof in a meta study because it finds the root cause - religious upbringing. And this was conducted by people who *went in thinking the addiction was real*! www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/wome...

YAYYY HOPE YOU HAVE AN AMAZING DAY ❤️🍾

intern at my job asking me if he's done something good: do you think im cooking?

office employees going fucking crazy!!! <- worst description of the show ever BUT ITS SO GOOD

having to say im 25 years old.. and the guy looked at my shocked 😭 im gonna assume he simply hadnt looked closely me though cause no way i look 40 at a closer lookajfnfn

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thinking about when i was at a beer tasting event a few weeks ago and someone said "just like i thought, the age group for this is 40-60"

i thought they were talking about the car at first

THANK UU :))

THANK U :D

i forgot abt the direct wtf im gonna watch it now before i start scrolling the timeline

yes of course!!

thank you!!

oh i guess the gif broke lol

started watching severance

thank u!!! :)

whats going on with energy drinks im cryinggg 😭