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What he said: ๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐ŸŽฏ

01.11.2025 18:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 49518    ๐Ÿ” 13560    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1053    ๐Ÿ“Œ 585
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Check out the Patriot Duck๐Ÿฆ† in PDX ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ

18.10.2025 01:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 167    ๐Ÿ” 53    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
A little boy holds a handmade sign with hearts glued to it. It reads, โ€œleave my friends ALONE Donald Trumpโ€. Heโ€™s bravely protesting at the No Kings Evanston protest.

A little boy holds a handmade sign with hearts glued to it. It reads, โ€œleave my friends ALONE Donald Trumpโ€. Heโ€™s bravely protesting at the No Kings Evanston protest.

No kid should ever have to protest or advocate for their friendsโ€™ basic humanity.

But theyโ€™re standing up at No Kings anyway.

18.10.2025 16:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20197    ๐Ÿ” 3927    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 239    ๐Ÿ“Œ 109
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Morning Kitten

16.10.2025 14:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1160    ๐Ÿ” 83    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 41    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

The same scum killed my brother.

16.10.2025 16:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 929    ๐Ÿ” 277    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

Leak the Epstein files. If they refuse to swear in the respected 218th Vote Arizona Adelita Grijalva, then release the files and just leak them. Make a mistake...
Ooopsie!!!

15.10.2025 23:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3610    ๐Ÿ” 810    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 123    ๐Ÿ“Œ 32

"before starting [medication] tell your doctor if you have a parasitic infection"
...nnno I believe my doctor needs to tell ME that information

16.10.2025 04:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 354    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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No King's Day!
Here we go!! ๐Ÿ—ฝโš–๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

15.10.2025 22:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6839    ๐Ÿ” 2689    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 211    ๐Ÿ“Œ 123
Globally averaged CO2 concentration (a) and its growth rate (b) from 1984 to 2024. Increases in successive annual means are shown as the shaded columns in (b). The red line in (a) is the monthly mean with the seasonal variation removed; the blue dots and blue line in (a) depict the monthly averages. Observations from 179 stations were used for this analysis.

Globally averaged CO2 concentration (a) and its growth rate (b) from 1984 to 2024. Increases in successive annual means are shown as the shaded columns in (b). The red line in (a) is the monthly mean with the seasonal variation removed; the blue dots and blue line in (a) depict the monthly averages. Observations from 179 stations were used for this analysis.

Holy wow, +3.5 ppm COโ‚‚ last year, up from +2.4 ppm average the past decade, and +0.6 ppm in the 1960s.

It gets scarier the closer you look at it. All this is a stress test for the planet, and it's buckling.

Two big reasons for the massive increase: wildfires, and the ocean sinks are shutting down.

16.10.2025 07:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 893    ๐Ÿ” 417    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 45    ๐Ÿ“Œ 42
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Head of the U.S. Militaryโ€™s Southern Command Is Stepping Down, Officials Say

โ€œAt a moment when U.S. forces are building up across the Caribbean and tensions with Venezuela are at a boiling point, the departure of our top military commander in the region sends an alarming signal of instability within the chain of command...โ€

www.nytimes.com/2025/10/16/u...

17.10.2025 00:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7421    ๐Ÿ” 2913    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 481    ๐Ÿ“Œ 175
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Himes: If you've got the capability to blow a boat out of the water, you've got the capability to interdict it, arrest everyone on board, interrogate them, and find out where it was going, where it came from, who the bosses are, and what the distribution networks look like.

16.10.2025 23:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25244    ๐Ÿ” 7767    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 895    ๐Ÿ“Œ 445
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All the press reporters have handed in their press badges to the Pentagon, even Fox propaganda News handed in their press badges. The regime is losing control. We the People are fighting back. The regime is going to increase the violence to try to get us back down. Don't stop the resistance.

16.10.2025 02:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9332    ๐Ÿ” 2501    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 253    ๐Ÿ“Œ 109

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