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@tailoredchris.bsky.social

Writer of sorts

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I won’t stand for this SLANDER, Nick! Brian & Melvyn 4 eva!

29.05.2025 11:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

DJ Khaled’s gonna hate SINNERS, but Junior Soprano would absolutely love it

21.04.2025 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

getting a bit tiring to think "ah yay, the worst people you know are having a great day" several times a week, every single week

16.04.2025 09:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2498    πŸ” 435    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 19

Watched CRIMSON TIDE to wash away they stink of Emilia Perez. Now that film rules. Bring back thrillers on subs. Bring back those solid mid budget action flicks

02.03.2025 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Throwing my Oscar predictions into the ring. Having watched the incredibly STINKY Emilia Perez today, all I want is for that film to not win anything, but it SUUUUUCKS

02.03.2025 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I did find this an incredibly odd way to start your trailer but yeah does sound they’re going on the offensive with this one rather than letting it lurk on Disney+ which is good. Less keen on the release strategy though given how much people have taken to Severance bringing weekly back

24.02.2025 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We sure are looking forward to more Kathryn Hunter

24.02.2025 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kendrick absolutely smoked that.

10.02.2025 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 177    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1
Marge Simpson responds to Homer: It's an ending. That's enough.

Marge Simpson responds to Homer: It's an ending. That's enough.

#TheTraitors I'm confused. Is this a happy ending or a sad ending?

24.01.2025 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 193    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

What’s Up Doc? just floored me. What a treat

24.01.2025 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In most cases, yeah. But I think when you’ve been properly duped like that, I’m pro it. TBH I don’t think he should’ve accepted anyway because he knew he’d be the next to go down and would’ve thrown the cat amongst the pigeons

23.01.2025 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t think this series of The Traitors has really hit the chaotic highs of last series, but boy is it fun watching a lot of very silly people do very silly things because they think they’re being smart

22.01.2025 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Part of me also thinks they don’t really want to get rid of anyone at this point so are using it out of convenience

22.01.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A still from Green Room in which Callum Turner sings β€˜Nazi punks, Nazi punks, Nazi punks fuck off!’

A still from Green Room in which Callum Turner sings β€˜Nazi punks, Nazi punks, Nazi punks fuck off!’

As ever.

21.01.2025 11:22 β€” πŸ‘ 102    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

LEGEND truly has the juice. He’s maybe the Gladiator GOAT. No-one’s doing it like him

18.01.2025 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I just finished a rewatch of the OG Twin Peaks plus Fire Walk With Me the other month and was just struck by the deep humanism, in all its beauty and horror, he brought to that series. And the excitement I had when The Return came out is unlike anything else. God, RIP to a legend

16.01.2025 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I even worked at a Twin Peaks themed event in my late teens just to be close to other fans and artists inspired by his work. Lynch was my guy through and through

16.01.2025 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t think I’ve been this affected by a death of someone I didn’t know since the one-two punch of Bowie and Prince. Seeing Mulholland Drive for the first time was a formative cinematic experience for me. And then the more I dug into and unpacked his work, the more I fell in love

16.01.2025 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely one of my favourite scenes in the entire show

16.01.2025 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Top 10 Games of 2024? Sure why not. Unranked but 1000xResist, Astro Bot and Balatro would probably be my Top 3

02.01.2025 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh excellent! This has been on my watchlist for a while and didn’t realise it was on iPlayer!

02.01.2025 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The lists continue with my Top 20 Films of 2024. Still plenty I’ve not seen like The Zone of Interest or The Holdovers, but still loads of great films

01.01.2025 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Here’s my Top 20 Albums of 2024. One of the easiest lists to put together, with so so much good stuff!

30.12.2024 13:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Trying to write the alt text for that image I think is enough to explain how surreal and wonderful this game is

23.12.2024 12:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot from Lorelei and the Laser Eyes. The protagonist stands centre frame with a red glow in her glasses. To her left is a portrait of a suited person with a maze face. To her right is a shattered red window with a ghostly woman floating outside

A screenshot from Lorelei and the Laser Eyes. The protagonist stands centre frame with a red glow in her glasses. To her left is a portrait of a suited person with a maze face. To her right is a shattered red window with a ghostly woman floating outside

Friends fear he’s filling another note book with absolutely unhinged scribbles, numbers, and letters. That’s right, I’m already obsessed with Lorelei and the Laser Eyes

23.12.2024 12:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This may be the single most stupid quote I have seen this year.

21.12.2024 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 540    πŸ” 139    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 34

Oh fuck off

20.12.2024 11:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

More films need to be live action Looney Tunes cartoons. Which is to say HUNDREDS OF BEAVERS is terrific. Some of the best gags I’ve seen in ages

19.12.2024 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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