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Latest posts by dclouv.bsky.social on Bluesky

“Full Self Crashing”

This is excellent… if the software detects you being dangerously drowsy and then recommends FSD, they are now legally liable for any accidents. I don’t think Elon passed this by his lawyers. There’s no way they’ll let this feature live.

27.09.2025 02:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just a little death?

29.06.2025 23:47 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes, please.

23.06.2025 15:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I love the weasel wording of that email. It never refutes the actual points.

21.06.2025 15:49 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Sadly predictable.

20.06.2025 01:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

˙ʇsod ɥʇ69 ʎɯ sᴉ sᴉɥʇ

16.06.2025 00:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Corrupt Saudis execute journalist who wrote about corrupt Saudis. This is who dRump looks up to, and has been bribed by. Corruption begets corruption.

15.06.2025 23:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Paying attention.

15.06.2025 23:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Sometimes or all the times?

15.06.2025 22:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s like asking trump to guard teenage girls.

15.06.2025 22:21 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No Kings.
Be safe. Be supportive. Be subversive.

(Stephen King and RL King are exceptions, and should be supported and protected, as authors should)

14.06.2025 13:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Just Today ? Or every day?

14.06.2025 01:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What’s the address?
And what’s the code?

07.06.2025 16:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

May you have effective medications, and may they be fast acting.

29.05.2025 23:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Because almost every Kickstarter is a scam, or the product isn’t viable without massive donations from people with more money than sense.

29.05.2025 20:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

<boop>

25.05.2025 20:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“…and say thank you.”
“No.”

26.04.2025 00:28 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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No longer playing nice

15.04.2025 02:01 — 👍 940    🔁 184    💬 10    📌 6

Shouldn’t you be eating only cheeses, and cheese-covered foods on this book tour?

28.03.2025 13:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I thought you were only going to call me “Brie” in private.
🤪

26.03.2025 01:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Quite commonly used in Veterinary surgeries as well. Puppies of Mass Destruction.

18.03.2025 23:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve read six of your books in the last 2 weeks. I’m just saying… thanks.

17.03.2025 02:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s odd to realize that my expected lifespan is now longer than the expected lifespan of this country. Thanks GOP, for making it weird. Asshats.

17.03.2025 02:39 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m in the country illegally. Come and get me weak-ass ICE gestapo.

17.03.2025 01:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Now I must know all the secrets.

13.03.2025 20:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He has a plan: Chaos.
No, wait, he has no plan. And therefore: Chaos.

06.03.2025 16:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Faked Bone Spurs.
(There, I fixed it for you)

05.03.2025 23:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A Russian Asset, you say?!?

05.03.2025 01:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Every accusation… is an admission.

04.03.2025 03:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Fish. Hill.

01.03.2025 00:59 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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