Dale Townshend

Thomas Warton the Elder, 1748. 👀 🧄

🤣 🤣 🤣

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Ngl: Friday’s leg day at the gym has absolutely ruined me.

Curled up like a squirrel 🐿️

Hahahaha

Oh yes. Early bird here, Mary. I was wide awake at 5:00 am! 👀

Ek kan dit sien! Jammer, skat x

Glimlag, skat! Die lewe is nie so erg nie x

The first fire of the season. 👌

😂

Medium-rare, I’d say, iPoof.

Alright, iPoof?

😱

A complete surprise to her. More than a surprise, an actual shock. 😮

The lady in front of me in the queue has just ordered a small decaf soya-milk latte.

And you thought YOUR life was miserable.

Thirty-one years ago today I gave my dear old dad a kidney. As we do every year, we’ve just had a drink together to mark the anniversary 🍻

Triple Tuesday with @drvil.bsky.social The highlight of my week.

Sunday SWEAT in the bag. ✅ Now it’s time for ☕️

It’s very ‘computer says no’ territory.

BEST. FILM. EVER. I know you’ll fall in love with Little Edie.

It’s utter nonsense, isn’t it? And yet they often won’t process an application without the accompanying references. The entire business drives me insane.

Exactly

I wish academic life would rethink its reliance upon letters of reference. They’re extremely time-consuming to write and, almost by nature, given to exaggeration and half-truths. In my experience, they’re also often blithely disregarded by those making the decisions. A waste of everyone’s time.

It’s not what it sounds like 😂

Gis a Hollywood handshake, Mary.

Cupcakes 🧁: milk chocolate and hazelnut with a Nutella filling / white chocolate and raspberry with a raspberry jam filling.

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Getting ready for the rapture.

Not a morning person.

Love it! 😂