Leaf

I will keep shoving it down your throat while you're crying and throwing up and shitting and melting

Depends on who's asking

Coming over to use your internet

But how else will content creators make money without ragebaiting : (

GUY THAT JACKS OFF TO ANIMAL PORN: idk people that wear diapers are weird

Of course it will, Cortana sucked ass too.

Nikes

Good morning 💜

Now that you've watched 1 it's all your recommendations are going to be for months

Taking selfies instead of complaining about the kids and their selfies is not dad mindset

You're younger than me

It wasn't that long ago

Your outfit is nothing

No, and not until fill in the pawjob application like everyone else.

Instructions unclear, going to keep poking your stomach

It's the safe word

Not stinky enough

babe what's wrong, you're not doing a brandon rogers skit today : (

How many puffs did the woman need to finish her cigarette?

I'll change you.

Are you brave enough to change me?

It was really cheap, makes a ton of noise and makes sparks when I plug it in, I don't want to use it

I just said. I'm not sure it won't explode.

It sounds like an aeroplane taking off and I'm not sure it won't explode so I don't touch it.

coming over to borrow your hair dryer

goon to my poop uwu

It's apple bees, not apples bees. You can't have multiple apples.

That's quitter talk, time to find a glitch to make the stick hurt him.

Smh show, they wouldn't have done it publicslly if they didn't want to be seen