@maracalv.bsky.social
obsessed with her dog, italian food, harry potter, and pop punk.
thinking about how yesterday I tried to send my friend a venmo payment with the caption “deez nuts 🥜 ” (she legit bought me a bag of cashews) and venmo was like NAH FAM CANT DO THAT and sent me an error message 🤪
26.11.2024 14:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0put up my Christmas tree without breaking any nails. truly a Christmas miracle.
24.11.2024 17:58 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
a very unbothered boy lol
21.11.2024 19:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0yesterday I had to call 911 for the first time in my life (I’m fine, Zeke is fine, it wasn’t for me!) and after doing so, I feel like I’m OFFICIALLY an adult.
21.11.2024 14:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
sleeping beauty.
20.11.2024 17:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0lol same I also had to reinstall. and reset my password. oops!
20.11.2024 03:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0alright I guess I’ll fire this bad boy back up.
20.11.2024 01:16 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0when Elon says he’s going to start charging users and I immediately send out all my Bluesky codes 💀
19.09.2023 01:13 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
do not disturb
03.07.2023 21:47 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I read a rumor Joe Alwin is gonna be in the new season 👀
03.07.2023 17:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0the mass exodus from twitter to here is breaking the signup page 😂
02.07.2023 16:53 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0brain empty except for the missing submarine.
20.06.2023 13:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
happy Mother’s Day to all the dog mamas, too!
14.05.2023 15:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
hair really be outta control today.
12.05.2023 23:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I have the happiest dog.
12.05.2023 16:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0tomorrow i have not one, but two one-year-old birthday parties. thoughts and prayers for my sanity and well-being are appreciated.
12.05.2023 14:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Lol thank you!!
12.05.2023 12:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
it’s me, hi.
12.05.2023 01:16 — 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0Hey all. Let's welcome @maracalv.bsky.social to the skyline. She's a writer who has dog pics for days.
12.05.2023 01:05 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
