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Dev Machette

@devmachette.bsky.social

brand @bettybuzz @bettybooze 🚁 // eternal optimist wrapped in ~relatable~ self deprecation // talking or tiktoking // pastry enthusiast // I don’t drink and I know things

125 Followers  |  27 Following  |  5 Posts  |  Joined: 20.11.2024  |  1.7911

Latest posts by devmachette.bsky.social on Bluesky

I need these pros to have the real simulator experience. I want them to hit their absolute best shot of the day just to see the screen say “ball not detected” #TGL

08.01.2025 02:34 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

1 year and 11 months sober today. Time flies when you’re not poisoning yourself ✨

02.12.2024 03:35 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s nearly 1am the night before we host our first Thanksgiving and my boyfriend is actually hooting to an owl outside our window that is also hooting back. Goodnight.

28.11.2024 05:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

wfh is the greatest thing to happen to those of us with a uterus like how did I ever exist with this level of pain in an office…was I a superhero??

20.11.2024 21:47 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Here we gooo 💅

20.11.2024 03:42 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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