The Chimpy Man

cw slurs

So those moments when "Deltarune fans" were defacing artwork on wplace?

That was a false flag by fucking 4channers to try and fuel yet another anti-trans brigade

Fucking spineless bastards

A startup is pitching a mind-uploading service that is “100 percent fatal” Nectome will preserve your brain, but you have to be euthanized first.

[seeing all the billionaires on their waiting list]

It’s important that we let this play out

Me when I have total control of the federal government : the federal government is plotting against me

ICE Adds Random Person to Group Chat, Exposes Details of Manhunt in Real-Time The texts were sent to a group called “Mass Text” and show ICE using DMV and license plate reader data in an attempt to find their target, copies of the messages obtained by 404 Media show.

BREAKING: ICE Adds Random Person to Group Chat, Exposes Details of Manhunt in Real-Time

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Screenshot of this, one of millions of news posts that still don't exist on Bluesky: https://x.com/haaretzcom/status/1955954624533238040 Text of tweet: 1/2 In an attempt to debunk Hamas' claims of Israel-induced starvation in Gaza, the IDF pointed out that some who died of malnutrition had preexisting medical conditions with link to --> https://www.haaretz.com/israel-news/2025-08-13/ty-article-magazine/.premium/an-idf-investigation-rejected-the-gaza-famine-but-experts-say-it-only-reaffirmed-it/00000198-a364-d1fc-a3d8-f7ec90800000

YouTube video by deadenddrivein The Cat (clip)

Probably the best fight scene in The Cat is about half-way through, where General fights a killer dog that headbutts through everything.

It keeps madly jumping between hand puppets, stop-motion and live action almost every half-second and it is bloody magnificent. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc2n...

"You are all free now!" The ending shot from Riki-Oh - you've probably seen this scene used to end Team Spooky streams.

Meet General, the wee black cat that's the main protagonist of the 1992 film The Cat. Same director of the live-action Riki-Oh film, by the way.

You're familiar with the film Riki-Oh, yes? Really good live-action adaptation of the prison story arc that begins the (increasingly, wonderfully deranged) manga.

What if I told you the same director later made an equally barmy film about a black cat from space confronting an evil meat mushroom?

An image of a person riding a flying horse in a forest vista. The text indicates its a post from Bandai Namco on Twitter. The text reads: Get in Agent, we're going to the Digital World. Hop on your Digmon's back, shoulder, cock... See more

Hop on their WHAT

The targets and the vulnerable get it the worst, but fascism never fails to punish its forces meant to prop it up.

Can't say they didn't warn us

Oh. That's a united states representative calling for flat out military occupations of our cities. Mm. Yes. I see.

ebay is now a battlefield

Microsoft's vision for the next version of Windows is an all-seeing, voice-controlled chatbot that gives you productivity 'superpowers' Look out for Windows Chat to arrive around 2030?

Absolutely not. I have NO intention whatsoever of running a chatbot that regularly calls itself The New Führer and gets basic maths wrong 9 times out of 10 as my PC's main OS. Zero. Nil. www.pcgamer.com/software/win...

New survey finds the safest place to live is on the Epstein list A new report has revealed that the safest place to live is no longer Switzerland, or a gated community in Surrey, but on the Epstein list.

NEWS! New survey finds the safest place to live is on the Epstein list

Free to grab on Epic for the next few hours - 112 Operator and Road Redemption. Up next - Hidden Folks and Totally Reliable Delivery Service.

Still a few hours left to grab and keep the pretty good Road Rash successor Road Redemption before the next weekly Epic giveaways shuffle in - Totally Reliable Delivery Service and Hidden Folks up next.

The way YouTube crushed this video, age restricted and then content warned it, and removed the description for people on mobile - all of which is different based on age and country and whether you’re logged in?

Should have just said “unalive”.

Zelensky’s biggest mistake? Not going on Joe Rogan.

There are no diagnostic criteria for this “condition” because it’s made up by scammers to describe anything slightly uncomfortable and blame it on imaginary “toxins” (and then sell unproven therapies)

Meta appoints anti-DEI and anti-LGBTQ+ conspiracy theorist Robby Starbuck as AI bias advisor Robby Starbuck has been appointed as an AI bias advisor at Meta with the goal of making the company's chat bot less "woke."

Meta keeps getting worse www.advocate.com/news/meta-ro...

Jeff Bezos Mugs Amazon Warehouse Worker At Gunpoint

Jeff Bezos Mugs Amazon Warehouse Worker At Gunpoint
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Your everyday lifestyle magazines use their friendly-looking ladies and playful beach movie fonts on the cover to bombard you with the most grisly horror movie headlines, like SCARRED HUSBAND FORGIVES WIFE - HIS FINAL MISTAKE or MY 40-STONE PARTNER JUST EXPLODED.

Everybody calling payment processors and raising a stink about this, you're doing amazing, and I'm proud of you.

Screenshot of a headline which reads ‘public must stand up to shoplifters, says policing chief’

The day I stopped caring if people shoplift was the day Tesco put security tags on the baby formula.

Nothing I love more than walking into the office and hearing hundreds of colleagues screaming data into their spreadsheets.

lain Mansfield @igmansfield.bsky.so... • 17h It's got to the stage where if 'you don't know anyone whose voting for Reform' you need to broaden your social circle. Or, perhaps, reflect on what it is about your behaviour that means your friends don't feel able to be open with you about politics.

I always love it when people get up on their high horse about this, because I do know lots of people who were Tories for decades and are now Reform and let me tell you, getting to know them is a highly instructive and helpful experience with many useful lessons. Give me a minute here.

like 70% of the worst evil being perpetrated in the world right now is caused by rich men trying to avoid death. this is their underlying hope for AI, and genetic engineering.

if true immortality ever existed we would have a moral responsibility to murder the inventors and bomb their labs.

a drawing of a man with a cutout in the center of his head showing a wizard waving his hands, the man looks nervous. Big text at the top says "Brain Wizards can strike at any time" The wizard, tauntingly, says "Lo! Using my magics I have become your mind itself! You have but one interest now, and it's trying to kiss horses on the mouth! I I shall amuse myself with your failures until you are trampled." The man, sweating, says "I just gotta smooch some horses!"

Brain Wizards

Photo of a page from Omar El Akkad's ONE DAY EVERYONE WILL ALWAYS HAVE BEEN AGAINST THIS that reads: The obvious charge of hypocrisy looms over this work, always. Refrain from engaging with one organization because of its ties to a genocide but not the uncountable number of other organizations who do as well? Call for divestment from fossil fuel companies and yet still use electricity? Agitate for a better world in any way and yet continue to exist within it? The purpose of this kind of accusation is never moral concern. To be accused of speaking too loudly about one injustice but not others by someone who doesn't care about any of them is to be told, simply, to keep quiet.

"To be accused of speaking too loudly about one injustice but not others by someone who doesn't care about any of them is to be told, simply, to keep quiet."

Omar El Akkad, ONE DAY EVERYONE WILL ALWAYS HAVE BEEN AGAINST THIS

I bet the pig also thought it was assault when a woman at the bar splashed her drink in his face when he was being a creep.