crash

things i have been asked to stop calling my tms therapy:
winceomatic 9000
prozaccuum
the reverse clockwork orange
scifi lobotomy (and other variations)
depresso succ
the electric chair

this is basically my response to anyone who parrots the china stuff, "what are they gonna do, arrest a non citizen outside of their country?" also im not a sinophobe that makes that one joke about chinese censorship.

There are too many rules and stuff to dating and dating apps that I dont understand. Like, I got the first match Ive had in a couple years, and the conversation just stopped after a few messages, I thought we were vibing. Whole thing is a lost cause.

the magnet is actually curing my depression this is fucking insane

i fully deleted and im mentally preparing myself to get off facebook/insta since its literally all nazi shit anymore

instagram feed is full of rightwing shit now. shit's bleak

Hey everyone! Incredible news!

Trans Scouts selling GS cookies this year on my list have sold over 50,000 boxes of GS cookies!

If you want girl scout cookies, consider buying from a trans girl scout this year! They'll mail them to you!

This is literally my fav thing to do every year :)

ive had four sessions so far and its like, i definitely feel the shocking sensation but it also makes the whole left side of my face twitch which is kinda cool. its like "alright we're gonna do the succ for like 90 seconds and then youre done for the day" and then a minute later im driving home lol

getting an electromagnet fired into my brain is a weird feeling

a western about an ira man and a mexican revolutionary that opens with a quote from mao? if it had a car chase and spaceships i'd think this movie was pandering to me

if they ever take the lusty argonian out of the elder scrolls i will [for legal reasons this part has been removed]

living through two divorces as a kid hits differently

i have ascended