Martin Howell

We celebrated FREE SPEECH in the village yesterday.
We called each other bastards & fuckers.
Everyone said Jill in the village shop was a bitch & should be jailed.
I called Dean our paperboy a lying wanker and Bunty said Simple Sally should be burnt for being a slut.
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You’ve just gone even further up in my estimation (as a former Bootneck) with the word “yomp”. Major class act and no mistake.

Absolutely right, Sarah! Common sense is starting to creep in… panic!!!! ffs….

In case you’re interested, I’ve been writing a blog about it all, which has made people laugh and cry, apparently. Do have a read if you have some time… prostatecancer.me.uk

Be a knobhead, Lucy..! I’ve made a career of it. Just love life and every single person who deserves it… which is most of them. And keep posting - you make me smile every day xx

Lucy - prostate cancer (incurable and advanced) is coming for me. Living life is everything… do whatever you want to.. regret for a while and then get on and love it… make it matter and laugh, love and live! I don’t know you, but think you know what I mean. Be happy, girl xx

I rely on you for laughs, Lucy, but quite rightly, you just brought a tear to my eye, for a dear friend in just that place. We cannot imagine the pain. Bless you for saying it x

Stand by, Edinburgh…😳😊

Don’t worry - we knew what you meant and 100% agree with every word🙏

You have the bon mot for every occasion, you do. That orange manbaby is an utter cockwomble and a skid mark on the pants of humanity. May he rot in hell very soon. Sorry - bit cross……

Otterly brilliant!

Roy Keane springing leaks all over the place

Oh alright then….

“Perhaps if you pulled down a bit harder with your left hand…..”

You’ll never get in there….

To the manor born, young lady😊

Likely story..

And the same to you 🎉 - you’re a constant beacon of smiles and laughs in a world which is seemingly hell bent on getting us all down. Thank you, Ms Pennyapple🙏❤️

Brian - check out Yingna Li’s PhD research at Edinburgh Uni…. On this very topic!
You can find here here:
yingna.li@ed.ac.uk

I am ashamed of our government’s craven support of Israel’s genocide - because that is what it is……

Have you been drinking, young lady…?

Blimey, you’ve been busy..!

I hope that’s because it’s working, as opposed to coming off because it isn’t……

It is a wonderful, heartfelt brilliant book - unfortunately, I have to stop after 10 or 15 minutes at a time… 😢

It’s way too early! Get your Chrimbo fix in concentrated form in three weeks… much the best way..!