Samio, dude who posts about a time that is bad

I have no fucking idea what's going on. I thought "gooning" was a downstream version of "cooming", and some people treat it like competitive edging and some just use it as "horny".

and now it's all suspicious 'cause the terms are ripe with anti-sex guilt and fear

you can, but it's def informal

if you try to por fa an abuela, you get chancla

be a polite adult man and say Por favor

I am not fucking joking when I say the English-speaking video game world would be nothing without GameFAQs. Everyone and their mom used it (literally, my mom and all her friends). If you played video games in the 2000s you probably knew GameFAQs in the same way most people know, like, Wikipedia

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"Para llevar"

(literally: to take away)

also "por fa" is an informal contraction of "por favor", so it's just "pleas'"

and that's not even getting to the part where you frankenstein corpses, guts and all, to create the most beautiful cadavers for your posh graveyard

the ugly, rotten corpses? burn pile if they're lucky, turned to zombie labor otherwise.

this is all extremely heretical in game

THE COMPUTERIZED DATA ANALYSIS OF YOUR FAÇADE HAS SINGLED YOU OUT AS UNWORTHY. WE HAVE CONCLUDED YOUR ZYGOMATIC TILT BETRAYS YOU AS A IRREPARABLY EFFEMINATE. YOUR SPLANCHNOCRANIAL MESH IS IN A DEPLORABLE STATE, COMPARABLE ONLY TO THAT OF EMACIATED SEOLIAN EUNUCHS.

REMOVE YOURSELF FROM MY OFFICE NOW

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well, one of those henchmen is like cyborg dick cheney so

I mean, the game also throws the question at the player. why if the pitch is such horseshit do people IRL fall for it.

why are there channers thinking armstrong is "based" and "a true american" (partially right there tho...)

it can get so bad you literally forget how to read!!! it sucks!!!

nah that shit be nestle

for the mother of all omelettes, Jack

(omelettes being a stand-in for an anti-society in which violence is unimpeded and coercion substitutes law)

it's fucking theory, not fashion or entertainment! if we're faced with the same structures, then the diagnosis remains relevant!

and not being sufficiently pedantic has made people call machine learning algorithms "AI" and believe they are autonomous entities with super-intelligence, so I'll keep being an autistic pedant

yeah but the important part is that "data" *by itself* has no quality. the semantic complexity and variety are *relational processes* to a wider culture.

WHAT FUCKING "REASONING PROCESS" THO

ALSO IT'S NOT THE QUALITY OF THE DATA, IT'S THE SEMANTIC AND LINGUISTIC VARIETY AND COMPLEXITY OF THE SAMPLE, RELATIVE TO CULTURAL NORMS AND BIASES AAAAAAAAAAAAA

saberse los phrasal verbs es imposible
por lo tanto
nadie es perra

me @ the goth nightclub

yes

the dance

the spooky ghost double dance

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hahahahahaha holy shit they reinvented the junk bonds from ‘08 except it’s fucking data centre leases instead of mortgages to min. wage workers

como que doblada

it's good to read them, just don't binge those things and have friends to talk to during and after the lectures

no

I read those things and it worsened my depression so bad I was stuck for years

(just kidding, do read those things but they're emotionally devastating and horrible and you shouldn't be like me and speedrun through CIA atrocity documents any%)

all calvinists really

what is that, a think tank?

why do people make this shit needlessly complicated

great fucking work bourgeois state!!!! fuck you!!!!!