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Who up Poundin’ they Ezra?

16.02.2026 05:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I seem to remember the Covid Peonies were the best blossom ever

16.02.2026 05:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Who Soundin’ they Fury?

16.02.2026 05:36 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

That man has been slinging insults and threats at us for over 10 years now. If they have chosen his side, then they are my enemy. There will be no reconciliation.

14.02.2026 16:17 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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“So your belief is white Americans face more discrimination than Black Americans - prior to the Trump administration fixing this?”

Jeremy Carl, Trump’s white nationalist pick for a top state Department spot, is “likely to sink” after today’s performance, per CNN.

13.02.2026 05:16 — 👍 1658    🔁 594    💬 195    📌 84

My cat loves to have her cheeks petted, but as soon as I switch to, say, her back, she savagely attacks my hand. Talk about a control freak!

12.02.2026 21:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Me 🤝 "Send Help"

Blondie is bad-bitch
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12.02.2026 16:11 — 👍 14    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

Red hat flipped = Hatred

08.02.2026 16:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He’s too ugly to be alive, anybody would recognize him in a minute, the way his mouth curls up at the end and the way his face lengthens down like a dark shadow. No amount of plastic surgery could remedy that. Although sometimes I wonder….

03.02.2026 21:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

We used it to refer to people we thought might be inbred. So we often paired it with being from a backwater bog and having a sister wife. We used “anemic” in the context you describe

02.02.2026 18:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Also, why do they get to sit higher than everyone else, like a constant visual reminder of their power over us. And take away that gavel which is imbued with magical properties. Use words like the rest of us.

02.02.2026 18:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I saw him a few times and he would do one of his songs and then one Stranglers song. I talked to him once when his bassist showed up late and he was a real gentleman/punk. I could see him glaze over when I told him “No More Heroes” changed my life!

01.02.2026 02:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

WSJ has become a white elephant

31.01.2026 18:55 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I know, I grew up in SF and I thought Tom of Finland was the guy behind that leather police hat and chaps style….

31.01.2026 18:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Saw Hugh Cornwell a few years back and he was still playing that song in a small club and it was great: “But the money’s no good Just get a grip on yourself!”

28.01.2026 04:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The book left me cold, but I found the movie beautiful to look at and strangely compelling. I was thinking, Wait, did I miss this incredibly moving scene when I was reading the book?

27.01.2026 16:43 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wow!!! That dude’s brain is completely fried. To see it really spelled out like that, without the distraction of his revolting face, is quite disturbing

24.01.2026 05:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So proud of Minnesota today. What an amazing turnout in -15 degree temperatures! Your state shows a true passion for justice and solidarity!

23.01.2026 23:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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How much cocaine do you think Marco Rubio sniffed this morning?

04.01.2026 16:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Merry Christmas with love and best wishes for the new year

25.12.2025 07:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That’s a great idea. There could be an episode where Off Duty Cop meets the character from “High Potential” and they resentfully solve a crime together.

14.12.2025 04:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was 40 when I first heard it and It was meaningful to me in the sense that it pays dark homage to all the dumbfucks who you grew up with when you were wild and poorly brought up, and you’re still alive to think about them but they are in oblivion.

02.12.2025 00:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I am sad for your loss, but you gotta keep walking, brother!

15.11.2025 05:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Since the Occupy Movement

10.11.2025 21:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Shelter Dog Just Doesn’t Have That X Factor LOS ANGELES—Declaring that some animals simply “got the goods” and “you know it when you see it,” officials at a local animal shelter confirmed Thursday that a newly acquired rescue dog lacked the X f...

Shelter Dog Just Doesn’t Have That X Factor — theonion.com/shelter-dog-...

24.10.2025 17:39 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A very moving article. I loved it! Helped set my head straight, as I prepare to go to a No Kings Day March and struggle with the “Do Something!” part of myself that secretly hopes for mayhem and violence. Politician’s calls for peace don’t move me, but your article did. Thank you!

18.10.2025 16:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Somebody should do a “Hogan’s Heroes” style sitcom, but set in an ICE detention facility

01.10.2025 15:56 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

Exactly! What good does it do to make nice with the filthy liars!

24.09.2025 18:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The people who lived near the Great Highway liked it and depended on it, but unfortunately it was a city-wide referendum. The so-called park they have now is just a wasteland of sand, iceplant, and nothingness, and every time I walk on it I feel like Lawrence of Arabia.

17.09.2025 15:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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