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I love butt-posting!

27.10.2025 00:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I had this exact same thought yesterday what the fuck!!!

09.10.2025 21:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thatโ€™s so awesome!!

25.09.2025 22:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My dadโ€™s wife was posting the same shit the other day and I had to sit her down and explain to her why it was important to do so. When I was growing up, there were no positive role models for how a healthy gay relationship looks like. I think she got it but most boomers are not as receptive :/

11.09.2025 18:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Taking a selfie of my naked body with my soft uncut penis in the shower.

Taking a selfie of my naked body with my soft uncut penis in the shower.

Shower selfie for my last day of vacations! ๐Ÿซ 

08.09.2025 11:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Standing naked in front of the mirror with a barely trimmed bush.

Standing naked in front of the mirror with a barely trimmed bush.

Standing naked in front of the mirror with a trimmed bush.

Standing naked in front of the mirror with a trimmed bush.

Which one do we prefer? Happy belated #fcf!

06.09.2025 04:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 38    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh my god!!

04.07.2025 15:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Howโ€™s everyone been?

29.04.2025 05:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 55    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve noticed considerably fewer signs lately, especially south jersey. I didnโ€™t think it was possible!

03.02.2025 22:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Instead of posting politics and dread today, letโ€™s post ass! ๐Ÿ‘

21.01.2025 03:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When I used to freelance I worked for this lady who took one of my proposals, poorly removed the watermark in paint, and printed a 400 x 300 logo in a 10 ft banner. She never paid ofc.

08.01.2025 19:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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These ones turned out ok!!

17.12.2024 17:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I donโ€™t have enough videogames in my life ๐Ÿ˜”

17.12.2024 00:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

64/100 I really wish I had the time to play all the games! Being a grown up sucks ass!!

16.12.2024 17:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The light in this shower tho

13.12.2024 16:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Recently trimmed too!

08.12.2024 22:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Good progress pic from a few months ago.

06.12.2024 05:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Fun from the other day!

03.12.2024 23:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Itโ€™s been a really long day!

03.12.2024 23:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Action shot!

25.11.2024 05:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A little bit of back progress ๐Ÿ’ช

25.11.2024 00:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Absolutely love this picture of my bootey so transferring it here.

23.11.2024 02:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 35    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Okay whelp, here I am!

23.11.2024 02:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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