Dan @disnotsmart - Bluesky Profile

Omg!

07.02.2026 16:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man standing in front of a delivery room sign ALT: a man standing in front of a delivery room sign

04.02.2026 23:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you!! Not as good as you tho!!!

13.01.2026 23:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Omg! I’ve been playing it non-stop!

11.01.2026 05:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The high school musical resort one was 🧑‍🍳 💋 truly generational icons

04.12.2025 23:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happy bday!! 🎉 🎂 🍑

02.12.2025 23:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sweet jesus 🥵

14.11.2025 12:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Took some fancy pics with the new lamp I got.

11.11.2025 03:32 — 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Rate how you like doing it (1-10)

kissing: 8
nipple play: 7
sucking: 8
being sucked: 8
rimming: 9
being rimmed: 10
fingering: 8
being fingered: 3
toys: 9
bdsm: 5
piss play: 1
dirty talk: 4
fisting: 0
being fisted: 0
topping: 10
bottoming: 7
cuddling: 9
stroking: 7
pit play: 7
foot play: 4

07.11.2025 03:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I love butt-posting!

27.10.2025 00:13 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I had this exact same thought yesterday what the fuck!!!

09.10.2025 21:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s so awesome!!

25.09.2025 22:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My dad’s wife was posting the same shit the other day and I had to sit her down and explain to her why it was important to do so. When I was growing up, there were no positive role models for how a healthy gay relationship looks like. I think she got it but most boomers are not as receptive :/

11.09.2025 18:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Taking a selfie of my naked body with my soft uncut penis in the shower.

Shower selfie for my last day of vacations! 🫠

08.09.2025 11:56 — 👍 28 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Standing naked in front of the mirror with a barely trimmed bush.

Standing naked in front of the mirror with a trimmed bush.

Which one do we prefer? Happy belated #fcf!

06.09.2025 04:25 — 👍 45 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Oh my god!!

04.07.2025 15:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How’s everyone been?

29.04.2025 05:08 — 👍 61 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

I’ve noticed considerably fewer signs lately, especially south jersey. I didn’t think it was possible!

03.02.2025 22:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Instead of posting politics and dread today, let’s post ass! 🍑

21.01.2025 03:49 — 👍 24 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When I used to freelance I worked for this lady who took one of my proposals, poorly removed the watermark in paint, and printed a 400 x 300 logo in a 10 ft banner. She never paid ofc.

08.01.2025 19:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0