Be my ValenTYLER 💕💘

Literally the bar is set so low for men.

I genuinely have no idea how to convey this to the American people, but I think the biggest impediment to any kind of immigration reform is that people are convinced that "legal" and "illegal" are immutable, intrinsic categories instead of a rapidly-shifting arbitrary constellation of regulations.

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Would’ve loved to see Gaga take AOTY home but glad Bad Bunny has this much momentum going into the Super Bowl. I want his half time show woke AF.

Also it’s just been a damn good year for music in general.

May that blue wave be so good we can be filibuster proof again.

The crush I have on this man. I be listening to his music not knowing a damn thing hes saying. Any Spanish I’ve learned as an adult is due to this man. 😂

Every year tr*mp has been president, I have loved every minute of a political Grammys.

Translation - I’m conservative and don’t wanna get booed. Why is he even at the Grammys.

If you’re “completely absolved” by something then you’d seek justice for those who have been harmed. We all know he’s not absolved…

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This look felt very Ursula coded to me.

If I don’t go through the whole southern 10 minute process of saying bye to someone on the phone I feel like I’ve just been rude….

I saw where a California couple who died left 120 million dollars to a vet school. This made me irrationally angry. Think of what that could’ve done for food banks or housing shelters.

This was like the 4th quote I thought of after thinking about her passing. 😂 Gay brain just won’t quit…

Buy plenty of chapstick.👄

Tell me five classes you took in college:

Theories of Personality
Walk, Run, Jog
Social Ethics 101

(Two classes that said they were one thing and turned out to be another)

British Literature- should’ve been called Harry Potter 101
Freshman Year Exp - Feminism 101

Final workout of January. I got all of them in for the month! 💪🏼

MINNESOTA — Mom goes outside to warm up her car, ICE grabs her: "Please, my car kids are all alone in the house!”

So nothing has changed and Homan was just to put a new face on the cruelty, got it

(H/T longtimehistory)

There are 3,800 kids in ICE custody.

I don’t think the daughter of the inventor of Arizona should be lecturing about demonic policies when they are literally killing people in the streets and caging children. 💅

kermit the frog is typing on a typewriter in a dark room . ALT: kermit the frog is typing on a typewriter in a dark room .

Needed to learn the original definition of painterly.

I love when that happens!!!

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Replacing the head of CBP does nothing unless it is accompanied by major organizational and procedural changes and accountability for the agents that murdered Alex Pretti. We won't be pacified by meaningless performative actions. Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

Bovino Out.

That’s a no for me partner. Just do a book club….or literally any other social event.

Do Noem next. Do Noem next!

Happiest of birthdays!!🎂

Trading out Bovino for Tom Holman isn’t an upgrade. Nothing changes.

My snow storm snacks didn’t include a vegetable. They were all carbs. I need a salad yall!