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@tolkiengayfriend.bsky.social

๐Ÿ’› Just your average queer neurodivergent multi-fandom obsessed dork. ๐Ÿค Wife of the stunning @lady0hm.bsky.social ๐Ÿ’œ Chronically making things awkward since 1991. ๐Ÿ–ค Probably listening to a podcast and definitely mad at the government.

13 Followers  |  31 Following  |  28 Posts  |  Joined: 30.01.2025  |  2.0408

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@lady0hm.bsky.social psssttt lemme tell you a secretโ€ฆ weโ€™re married now ๐Ÿคญ

16.04.2025 23:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ahhh the constant struggle of working in vet med ๐Ÿ˜…

16.04.2025 23:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Forgot I drew this LOL #journaling

16.04.2025 03:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 64    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

youโ€™re fired. wait youโ€™re rehired. email us a list of things youโ€™ve done today wait forget it youโ€™re fired again. come back your job was important. youโ€™re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

05.03.2025 22:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 97112    ๐Ÿ” 26846    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1547    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1265

Alina Habbard posted: NOTHING CAN STOP THIS MAN FROM FIGHTING FOR HIS COUNTRY.
David Simon had a succinct 2-word response: โ€œBone spurs.โ€

05.03.2025 22:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 98991    ๐Ÿ” 17196    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2008    ๐Ÿ“Œ 798
A WPA-style poster in shades of brown, black, tan, and blue shows a park ranger in silhouette looking at Horseshoe Falls at El Capitan in Yosemite National Park โ€“ an upside-down American flag hangs from the cliff. Text reads โ€œStand up for National Parks & Public Lands Saturday, March 1 โ€“ Nationwide day of action - @ResistanceRangersโ€ Text at the bottom reads โ€œ433 Park Sites, 433 Protests, 1Day โ€“ Worth Fighting Forโ€

A WPA-style poster in shades of brown, black, tan, and blue shows a park ranger in silhouette looking at Horseshoe Falls at El Capitan in Yosemite National Park โ€“ an upside-down American flag hangs from the cliff. Text reads โ€œStand up for National Parks & Public Lands Saturday, March 1 โ€“ Nationwide day of action - @ResistanceRangersโ€ Text at the bottom reads โ€œ433 Park Sites, 433 Protests, 1Day โ€“ Worth Fighting Forโ€

 
Yellow text on an olive background reads โ€œProtect your parks protest โ€“ March 1st at noon, @ResistanceRangersโ€

Yellow text on an olive background reads โ€œProtect your parks protest โ€“ March 1st at noon, @ResistanceRangersโ€

Yellow text on olive background read โ€œProtest ideas: hand out flyers to cars, put up a sign in front of webcams, hang a banner, hand a flag upside down, march in a gateway town, or rally inside the park. Picket around the park sign, share photos online - #ProtectOurParks #RehireParkRangers - @ResistanceRangersโ€

Yellow text on olive background read โ€œProtest ideas: hand out flyers to cars, put up a sign in front of webcams, hang a banner, hand a flag upside down, march in a gateway town, or rally inside the park. Picket around the park sign, share photos online - #ProtectOurParks #RehireParkRangers - @ResistanceRangersโ€

Yellow text on an olive background reads โ€œNoon on Saturday March 1st Protect your parks protest โ€“ protest at your closest National Park site. Demand that parks and park rangers be protected. With your help, there will be protests at all 433 park sites. @ResistanceRangersโ€

Yellow text on an olive background reads โ€œNoon on Saturday March 1st Protect your parks protest โ€“ protest at your closest National Park site. Demand that parks and park rangers be protected. With your help, there will be protests at all 433 park sites. @ResistanceRangersโ€

Park rangers want YOU to help us protect our parks! This Saturday, 3/1, in solidarity with the 50:50:1 movement, plan a protest in support of your closest national park. Do it at 12 noon your time, or whatever best fits your secret plan ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿค ๐Ÿ˜

#ProtectOurParks #SaveOurParks #RehireRangers

26.02.2025 18:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 981    ๐Ÿ” 397    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 38    ๐Ÿ“Œ 49

Iโ€™m so happy Last Week Tonight is back omg.

24.02.2025 00:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#TGIFE ๐Ÿ˜‰

20.02.2025 14:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 899    ๐Ÿ” 111    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

I think this is my favorite haiku post Iโ€™ve seen today bahaha

15.02.2025 08:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I canโ€™t remember who posted it but someone was like itโ€™s so embarrassing when adults like Bluey. that is truly the saddest possible stance to take. The world is flaming ball of hades. I will enjoy watching adorable dogs address complex relationship and family problems with no shame you monster

14.02.2025 03:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 132    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
RFK Jr was confirmed,
Looks like weโ€™ll all get bird flu.

13.02.2025 18:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 585    ๐Ÿ” 125    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Tell me you have control problems without telling me you have control problemsโ€ฆ /lh

14.02.2025 07:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Honestly best gift ever

14.02.2025 07:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Since tomorrow will be one of the weirdest Valentineโ€™s Days we shall experience in our lives given *events* I feel like telling you that we celebrate Valentineโ€™s Day on February 14 because itโ€™s the day St. Valentine was beheaded by Roman Emperor Claudius II โ€œthe Cruelโ€. Celebrate Love โ™ฅ๏ธโ™ฅ๏ธ

14.02.2025 01:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 109    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Why canโ€™t we wake up
From this nightmare coup

14.02.2025 02:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 489    ๐Ÿ” 58    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

FUCKKKKKKKKK. UGH this makes me so upset. I would like out of this timeline please. Loki take meee

13.02.2025 17:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I feel this on a cellular level..

12.02.2025 08:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

First MH for me too!! SUCH a learning curve on PS5. And only my second MMO everrr (ESO being my first). I loved the character creation and attempted to make a Catra inspired toon. Iโ€™m not super great at the mechanics yet but I started to get the hang of it. Looking forward to another beta weekend!

12.02.2025 08:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the only toxic relationship i'll accept in my life anymore is the one i have with dairy

10.02.2025 20:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 97    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œMaybe weโ€™re all just having a COVID-induced mass hallucinationโ€ she said hopefully

11.02.2025 00:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 86    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Skeletor with his skull leaning on his fist, looking disgruntled. 

Caption: โ€œI hate how most of my problems are abstract or systemic. I want to fight them with a sword.โ€

Skeletor with his skull leaning on his fist, looking disgruntled. Caption: โ€œI hate how most of my problems are abstract or systemic. I want to fight them with a sword.โ€

so say we all

10.02.2025 14:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 163    ๐Ÿ” 54    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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NYC Union Square

08.02.2025 19:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28452    ๐Ÿ” 3312    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 215    ๐Ÿ“Œ 150

if i had been born in other generations i definitely would have been sent to have a lobotomy

09.02.2025 00:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 39    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Emotionally, I am the corner of a fitted sheet that keeps popping up.

09.02.2025 01:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1065    ๐Ÿ” 169    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

Gah these flashback scenes kill meeeee. Definitely helped me learn to love my inner child more

09.02.2025 03:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Seattle Children's halts gender-affirming surgeries after executive order threatens loss of federal funds After three years on the wait list, Childrenโ€™s canceled the 16-year-old's surgery hours before it was scheduled. "Losing eligibility would jeopardize care for our patients across the region," Children...

And people keep trying to tell me โ€˜Oh you live in WA, you donโ€™t need to worry.โ€™ This is fucking infuriating.

#protecttranskids

www.kuow.org/stories/seat...

09.02.2025 03:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a trans flag with the text "protect trans kids" overtop in dark grey lettering

a trans flag with the text "protect trans kids" overtop in dark grey lettering

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SEATTLEITES

TOMORROW, 10am-12pm PROTEST FOR GENDER AFFIRMING CARE AND TRANS RIGHTS IN FRONT OF SEATTLE CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL

their decision to bend the knee to fascism and throw trans kids under the bus cannot be tolerated
do not comply in advance

08.02.2025 23:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Looks like the PSN also wants me to watch a million tutorial videos prior to letting me play the Wilds betaโ€ฆ xD

08.02.2025 06:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I might have taken your response literally, as in you not realizing that D&D is what OP was referencing. But perhaps that wasnโ€™t what OP was referencing and I fail at understanding sarcasm, which is highly likely.

08.02.2025 00:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A white rectangular sticker with the word ACAB in red in the NASA worm logotype style

A white rectangular sticker with the word ACAB in red in the NASA worm logotype style

A white rectangular sticker with pride flags made up of lines crossing over each other, made to resemble the london tube map

A white rectangular sticker with pride flags made up of lines crossing over each other, made to resemble the london tube map

A blue circular sticker with a red swoosh and white stars. The word TRANS in a font similar to NASA is in the middle. Made to resemble the NASA Meatball icon

A blue circular sticker with a red swoosh and white stars. The word TRANS in a font similar to NASA is in the middle. Made to resemble the NASA Meatball icon

A circular sticker. It is a recoloring of the Apollo 15 mission patch, in the trans pride colors. The text around the edge says "THE MOON IS TRANS AND A LESBIAN" and in the center is a snapshot of the lunar surface and three delta swooshes in the trans colors in front of it.

A circular sticker. It is a recoloring of the Apollo 15 mission patch, in the trans pride colors. The text around the edge says "THE MOON IS TRANS AND A LESBIAN" and in the center is a snapshot of the lunar surface and three delta swooshes in the trans colors in front of it.

new website! spacethey.gay for all your sticker needs! here are a few of my fave stickers that are available right now! :3

04.02.2025 04:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 821    ๐Ÿ” 317    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16

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