trap dad

just imagined dapping up bigfoot and got chills

09.11.2024 06:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Might fuck around and access this island

05.01.2024 22:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

dominos tracker but for the homie rolling up the blunt

27.12.2023 02:24 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

me to the airport gate agent after drinking 14 beers at the airport bar

24.12.2023 03:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

me when the bartender asks me if I want a shot after drinking 14.5 beers

14.12.2023 02:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

apparently I’m “too old” and “too intoxicated” to sit on santas lap this year

13.12.2023 20:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

autism be damned my boy can assemble a fantasy football team

10.11.2023 22:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Live, Laugh, Love Sosa

14.09.2023 04:01 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0