Ken Baker

Smoked Gouda. It will transform the experience and make it transcendent.

Gotta admit, this comment didn't age well.

Von Shitsinpants

Have unnecessary dental surgery.

Good grief, that face is terrifying! Is it real or was the picture created by a malicious AI?

I'm not religious, but I don't think a post like this needs an apology.

Why would Iran make a deal wih Donnie? Everyone knows Donnie doesn't honor his agrements.

Hey folks, what the hell happened to Substack? When I started reading it about 6 months ago it was mostly pretty good stuff. Now the algorithm is feeding me piles of steaming excrement from Donnie T and his fascist orcs.

I live in Minnesota and yes we can and will fight when we need to. But if Homan says ICE is leaving Minnesota you can be absolutely sure they are staying.

Not only will he tear it down, he'll leave the rubble and put up nothing in its place.

I wouldn't buy a used car from that guy.

Eventually all of them will be identified, and there is no statute of limitation on murder.

I'd hit that!

At this point it's fair to say the entire Republican party is complicit in murder. They can stop it, but won't.

There's no point . It would be like trying to explain calculus to a cat.

It doesn't matter. Johnson and Vance will simply refuse to swear in any elected Democrats. And in 2028 Vance will simply refuse to accept any electoral votes for the Democrat candidate.

Apparenty Donnie is threatening to cancel elections. He can't actually do that but I'll bet anyone beer and bragging rights Johnson and Vance will simply refuse to swear in any Democrat representitives or senators. Their justification, in full, will be "nope".

See, this is what happens when we let Donnie off the golf course. I mean, it's fun to complain about how much his golf trips cost the nation, but the more time he spends slicing into the rough and dropping pocketed balls onto the green, the safer everyone is.

Two words: MacArther Park.

Hopefully on an aircraft and not catapulted.

Called it. Not that it was hard to guess.

No Gestapo in Minneapolis yet. Not gonna lie, I feel a bit snubbed. What, we're not war-torn enough like Portland? Come on, we're dangerous! We drink espresso, for Pete's sake.

Did you see anyone throw a fish?

Ghost Alley Espresso? That's my favorite.

I doubt it's the engineers' fault. I don't believe a team of capable and conscientious engineers would fail so often and so spectacularly.

I'll bet anyone beer and bragging rights there is a gaggle of bean counters preventing the engineering team from spending anything on good risk management.

I feel like I've leveled up on Bluesky. I finally got to block my first troll. It was exhilarating!

Won't help. None of those 300K were white billionaires so republicans don't care.

I'd punch him in the nuts. I mean, if he had nuts.

And Puerto Rico for the 52nd. But that would very likely mean four Democratic senators, so, not gonna happen.

Strictly speaking it's a triplex, but yeah.