I hate that going on the computer is just for getting mad now. computers used to be for sending your friends a mysterious file called free_drink_coaster.exe that popped out their cd tray when they ran it. we have lost our way
14.02.2024 14:34 β π 3839 π 1351 π¬ 33 π 35
When asked why would I open source software that is usually only available commercially my answer is: Cunningham's Law states "the best way to get the right answer on the internet is not to ask a question; it's to post the wrong answer."
18.12.2024 13:18 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
The tool purchases will continue until the skill catches up.
01.12.2024 06:45 β π 119 π 19 π¬ 9 π 2
the problem with tackling "wasteful government bureaucracy" is it's like deleting files from your computer called hostserver.dll that look useless and take up a lot of space and then your computer stops working
13.11.2024 16:33 β π 1025 π 273 π¬ 30 π 24
Whatβs the subject of your new book? π
27.01.2024 18:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Link?
15.08.2023 17:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Mine is the same ππ
14.08.2023 05:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Funniest thing Iβve heard about today is normies seeing the Twitter app change to a black X icon and deleting it because they assume they got malware
31.07.2023 16:49 β π 834 π 172 π¬ 24 π 31
So itβs called βtenβ now?
30.07.2023 17:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Itβs so frickin good!!
I started listening to the audio books after the season one finale and theyβre also pretty dope!
29.07.2023 21:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Urgh, I literally just bought one during the prime week sales π€¦π»ββοΈ
Usually I wait for the slim hardware to come out before getting a console, but the rumours this time around seemed a bit shaky, so I bit the bullet. Oh wellβ¦
28.07.2023 09:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Absolutely called out by this post
27.07.2023 17:36 β π 418 π 36 π¬ 6 π 0
youβre living in it, baby
25.07.2023 02:26 β π 8155 π 2063 π¬ 55 π 48
Elon Musk made an idiotic but binding offer while he was on drugs then spent weeks very publicly saying he didnβt want to buy the company and trying to worm out of it while twitterβs board threatened to sue him and STILL there are absolute idiots who think this is some kind of 17-dimensional chess.
24.07.2023 15:02 β π 216 π 38 π¬ 3 π 2
nazi bar owner: βwhat if I change the curtainsβ
24.07.2023 13:27 β π 1361 π 248 π¬ 17 π 7
Screenshot of @twitter
The Twitter account just officially rebranded to X but they canβt figure out how to change the handle
24.07.2023 06:38 β π 1322 π 245 π¬ 62 π 49
Orbstack is also quite nice as a docker desktop replacement, and it can run VMs
https://orbstack.dev
09.07.2023 13:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Threads: weβre going to scold you for using the word βfuckβ
Bluesky: please make sure that picture of your ass has alt text so everyone can enjoy it ππ
06.07.2023 18:45 β π 4049 π 916 π¬ 42 π 39
Threads makes a lot of sense when you remember what Zuck wanted the Metaverse to be: a heavily branded, inscrutable morass where you might have a fleeting, benign interaction with a celebrity who immediately tries to sell you an Apple Watch.
06.07.2023 13:44 β π 2291 π 422 π¬ 45 π 25
/honk
05.07.2023 16:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
The store is for people, but the storefront is for robots
Selling real things to real people means writing a steady stream of nonsense text that only web crawlers will ever read.
New: I wrote about the degradation of Google Search due to SEO and the garbage work consumers and businesses have to do to find stuff and be found.
With AI tools increasingly being used, the problem is poised to spiral.
https://www.theverge.com/23753963/google-seo-shopify-small-business-ai
15.06.2023 14:17 β π 145 π 66 π¬ 5 π 11
Priorities!
05.07.2023 07:58 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
This works really well, good job πππ
05.07.2023 07:57 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Ice Cubes release notes
The first of its kind? Open source Mastodon client Ice Cubes now supports cross-posting to Bluesky!
Let the games begin!
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05.07.2023 05:46 β π 117 π 42 π¬ 20 π 10
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