Pumpkin spice horchata

Aiza Seguerra’s piano/vocal cover of Don McLean’s Vincent literally makes me think acoustic guitar is the wrong instrument for the song

Every week it’s “do they want people/kids/disabled people/seniors to die?!”

And we keep explaining that yes, they do. Yes, they think it’s good when “weak” or marginalized people are eliminated, and they will do anything to encourage that.

And every week somehow it’s a surprise.

We hired a dedicated QA guy at work a while back; by noon on his first day, just from doing regular onboarding crap, he’d found several bugs in the HR/benefits system

Taps the “this administration is full of eugenicists so yes, they do want people to die” sign so hard it snaps and shards go scattering everywhere.

And yes, we saw it coming.

Out of curiosity, what browser/how much RAM? My 16 GB work laptop slows down at a few hundred

the 20-year anniversary of “a series of tubes” is coming up next year en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Series_...

I can handle a pause of 2 minutes (just wait) or 1 hour (do something else); but 15 minutes is the fucking worst

Once in a while I have some chore at work where I do a thing, wait 15 minutes for it to take effect, lather, rinse, repeat, and I am miserable the entire time

A PopSocket can make one-handed phone use a lot easier. (So can a smaller phone; but that’s probably not worth the cost/trouble for just a few weeks, unless you already have a smaller spare phone gathering dust in a drawer)

Screen cap of parodic version of William Blake's "The Tyger" that begins: Tyger! Tyger! Burning bright (Not sure if I spelled that right) What immortal hand or eye Could fashion such a stripy guy? What the hammer that hath hewn it Into such a chonky unit? Did who made the lamb make thee, Or an external franchisee?

In honor of National Poetry Day, the greatest parody rewrite of all time:

A friend of mine once ordered a burger at a taqueria and it was Not Good

a man with a mustache is holding a piece of paper with the word science written on it . ALT: a man with a mustache is holding a piece of paper with the word science written on it .

If you need vaccines (25-26 Covid booster, flu, pneumonia, etc), CVS is currently very much doing a “tick this box if you qualify for this vaccine” method of self-verification for online vaccine scheduling so GO GET YOUR SHOTS before this CDC stuff gets more insane

First base: fucking
Second base: sharing financial details
Third base: cohabitation
Home run: shelving your books together

“Something wrong with your cochlear implant? Give us a call to schedule an appointment. Yes, it must be a phone call. No, we won’t schedule over email.” I actually know someone this happened to

the insta ad algorithm has decided at times that I’m extremely interested in:

* robotic tools for performing laparoscopic surgery
* products that look like sex toys but are actually not
* equipment for monitoring/tracking livestock

No YOU’RE thinking of the InCryptid series by @seananmcguire.bsky.social

I once tried to do this for a trip to Spain and apparently coin-op laundry isn’t so much a thing over there? though I did find one called, hilariously, “wasandrai”

How is it that an alleged trained health professional needs to stab me 16 times to draw blood when my cat can do it in 1 every time

I took my newly 1 year old baby to her check-up this morning & she got her MMR, chicken pox, flu & COVID shots. If she's feeling fussy tonight, I'll alternate Tylenol & Motrin, per my pediatrician's rec. How fun that I get to ignore the president & be a good mom (and good citizen) instead.

Someone should invent a car with a built-in wireless phone charger that isn’t a terrible, phone-overheating piece of garbage

viva la juicifer by juicifer couture

I mean

if he didn’t want a lecture on comics, maybe he should have thought of that before asking a comic book author a question about comics 🤔

I got to that page from here btw www.dell.com/support/prod...

I have not done this in like a decade, but: it might let you do a factory reset/wipe/reinstall without recovery media (via a secret hidden partition on the hard drive, I think). See the WinRE instructions at this page (#6 in the table of contents)

www.dell.com/support/kbdo...

me, age 15: conservatism seems like a fundamentally evil belief system

me, age 21: actually it is more complicated than that, things are very complicated and everyone has their own way of seeing things. i am very smart

me, age 3x: no i was right the first time nvm

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers First published on October 9, 2009, this classic by Colin Nissan is our most-read article of all time. We’re celebrating the 16th anniversary of th...

IT IS TIME.

Yu-gi-oh card flip meme: Kaiba deals the card “don’t speak ill of the dead”, then Yugi defeats him with the card “don’t be a piece of shit while you’re alive”

a burger doesn’t sound like gas, ass, or grass. or is “in-n-out” what they’re calling a quickie these days?

suspiciously similar names. has anyone actually ever seen both of them in the same place at once 🤔🤔🤔

excuse you, he prefers to go by Odysseus

Good luck persuading your doctor!

I am unfortunately allergic to the flu shot??? but I did recently get the new covid vaccine and the MMR. I saw a recommendation somewhere to get the MMR vaccine as an adult unless you are 100% sure you got two doses of it in childhood