Hobbitcore Harlot 🍄

✨ A Sprinkle of JoyousJoyness ✨

The little feet!

Have a JoyousJoyfulJoyness day!

#happy #cat #funny #cute #joyousjoyness #repost

I also saw what you did to a certain mutual friend's baby with the eyeliner. 🤣

Sleeping tabby calico cat

Pretty baby Bubbles. 🥰

There is zero part of me that understands the cartoon stereotype of "meatloaf is gross." Even as a kid, never had one I found objectionable, and sweet LORD does my husband make a good one. 🤤

I've heard from other people in the medical field that it's actually surprisingly common. You'd think they'd know the signs backwards and forwards, but when they actually experience it, apparently it's a different ball game.

You're very welcome! And thank you, I didn't exactly want to go this route, but fuck cancer, I'm winning. 😊

My mom was a cardiac nurse who died of a heart attack. 😅(It's been over 20 years, I swear I am fine.)

If you do, I HIGHLY recommend getting a hysterectomy pillow with the ice pack pouch. Week and a half into my recovery and it's been my best friend. Especially if you have pets who might step on incisions!

A tabby calico cat intently cleaning her foot with a scrunched nose

Why is it so cute when cats are cleaning themselves and get really into it and do that nibbly-scrape thing and scrunch up their noses? 🥹

Rafiki from Lion King (labeled "Me/technically my surgeon but you get the idea") presenting baby Simba (labeled "My Uterus"), then flinging him off of Pride Rock.

Let's fucking gooooooo, fuck you cancer!

Close up of an African violet: particular variety has white flowers with purple edges.

Since I've been doing so great keeping my spider plant alive, my husband got me a little African violet and I'm obsessed. The pictures really don't capture how pretty this tiny plant is; the petals look like they're brushed with glitter. 🥹💜

No, no, labubu is the term for an INJURY to one's labia.

Thanks, Triple C. ❤️ I'm doing my best. (Tbh I've been so wrapped up in my personal issues/health struggles lately I don't even have the capacity to look at much of what's going on in the world, which I feel kind of awful about.)

we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff

An adorable raccoon.

Breakdown kitties are the best.

I thought I didn't!

Adding to the chain here: even if you've had issues with irregular periods before, if something changes, PLEASE GET CHECKED OUT. Don't assume it's just your body changing with age, don't assume that debilitating cramps are just normal for some people, just don't be my dumb ass, please.

A tiny little baby kitten with brown and gray coloring wrapped tightly in a big blanket that is the color of various sherbets and wine.

An orange and white kitty looking as eepy as can be wrapped in a yellow towel, looking very snug

A void kitten with big ol eyes looking innocent while wrapped in what looks like a baby blanket

A brown and gray and white kitten in a blanket that is white and peach and sort of a grey blue and this one is sound asleep so comfy!!!

Excuse me, but it is Saturday: time to look at some purritos

Is it the one at what used to be Sunland? 😍I went there last time I was in town and there were so many cuties. (And I could not resist trying to befriend the spiciest one.)

Look at this crab I found the other day🦀
It was way too cute.

Love that one, haven't built it yet because I need another damn vase. Lol.

You're the Lego flowers person at your office, too? 🥰I love being the office whimsy character.

"Fuck cancer" isn't a strong enough sentiment. We need to invent a new swear word for this godawful disease.

Confirmed that I will need a hysterectomy today. I thought I was mentally prepared for this, but now that I'm actually facing the reality, this grief feels too fucking heavy for me. I just want to howl into the abyss.

Oh shit WebMD was right about me

I've tried to think about all the silver linings and shit, but if I'm being totally honest, I cannot think of a way life could have conceivably kicked me in the crotch any harder than this.