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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump ๐Ÿงšโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐ŸŒพ

@fairygodmegan.bsky.social

โ€ขFairy Bitch โ€ขIncredibly Stressful โ€ขClout Goblin Princess โ€ขMegan โ€ขReturned for the hot gay goss โ€ขEqually known and unknowable โ€ขLCSW โ€ขHonorarily dubbed: "The Cerebral Shitposter" by @matrixman124.hellthread.vet

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Latest posts by fairygodmegan.bsky.social on Bluesky

Now that's clearly a girl that rocks.

07.10.2025 05:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me: [After politely listening and waiting for a man to finish explaining his plan/idea to the group]

"So true, babe, or we could just do something else."

[group begins cheering]

07.10.2025 05:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh that's a girl obvi

07.10.2025 05:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know honey, I'm just riffin LOL

And I did like it.

07.10.2025 05:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Exactly. There's nothing more to say. Dudes simply exist. At best.

07.10.2025 05:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

describe your bluesky account in a single image

07.10.2025 05:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

This is clearly just about a rock, in general.

You're grasping, Sean

07.10.2025 05:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just knock it off already

07.10.2025 05:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ok then, name one dude who "rocks."

You can't.

It's impossible; that's not what dudes were designed for, and you know it.

07.10.2025 05:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@jazzpomegranate.com

07.10.2025 05:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a sticker outside that says LABUBU ANTIFASCIST ACTION
LOVE LABUBUS โ€ข HATE FASCISM

a sticker outside that says LABUBU ANTIFASCIST ACTION LOVE LABUBUS โ€ข HATE FASCISM

06.10.2025 20:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 146    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Girls rule

07.10.2025 05:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also what's the verdict ? I hope it's boring af over there LOL

06.10.2025 21:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If I'd written Shania Twain's "That Don't Impress Me Much"-

Ok so ur relatively polite

That don't impress me much
Sure ur not blatantly gross
But ur still a tech bro
Now don't me wrong you seem basically fine (like ok)
But that don't mean I'm replying to ur shitpost in the middle of the night

06.10.2025 19:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Okay so which decentralized network is the one with all the cool people

06.10.2025 12:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
FGB's wall in her bedroom filled with girl stuff including: skullpanda figurines, care bear figurines/Zsiga care bear figurines, momo bunny, Anmoo, pucky, Nyota, Laplly, Hirono, and Emma figures, in various styles of capsules on the wall. There is also my toiletry container filled with all kinds of stuff, and my Mokoko, The Monsters doll.

FGB's wall in her bedroom filled with girl stuff including: skullpanda figurines, care bear figurines/Zsiga care bear figurines, momo bunny, Anmoo, pucky, Nyota, Laplly, Hirono, and Emma figures, in various styles of capsules on the wall. There is also my toiletry container filled with all kinds of stuff, and my Mokoko, The Monsters doll.

Girl wall:

05.10.2025 22:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wrote this for the girls:

bsky.app/profile/fair...

06.10.2025 19:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If I'd written Shania Twain's "That Don't Impress Me Much"-

Ok so ur relatively polite

That don't impress me much
Sure ur not blatantly gross
But ur still a tech bro
Now don't me wrong you seem basically fine (like ok)
But that don't mean I'm replying to ur shitpost in the middle of the night

06.10.2025 19:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

You deserve so so so so much more tbh.

The bare minimum is not enough, and not acceptable.

Nice guys are a joke if their ethics and values are as malleable as the dominate majority norm.

06.10.2025 18:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
It's raw meat, food for the base, and emotional blitzkrieg, shock-and-awe to any resistance.
It's purpose is to scare people into not protesting; to scare us from exercising freedom of assembly; to cow us into acquiescence, to fragment us.
Our forefathers fought tyrants with united we stand.
October 2, 2025 at 1:47 PM

It's raw meat, food for the base, and emotional blitzkrieg, shock-and-awe to any resistance. It's purpose is to scare people into not protesting; to scare us from exercising freedom of assembly; to cow us into acquiescence, to fragment us. Our forefathers fought tyrants with united we stand. October 2, 2025 at 1:47 PM

Lmfffaaaaooo...I'm sorry y'all but goddamn

06.10.2025 12:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whenever I'm preparing to enjoy a banana as a snack, I make sure if any straight cis men are present, to select one to sit in front of while staring directly into his eyes-never once looking away or blinking, as I strategically peel the banana, cut it into tiny pieces, then eat each piece one by one

05.10.2025 17:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fascinating as always, Lulu.

06.10.2025 17:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

scrolling pauls replies to see if the dolls still hang with him

06.10.2025 12:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

respectfully, I always found the dolls being so buddy buddy with him kind of odd, ngl,

06.10.2025 12:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She didn't like a reaction meme

06.10.2025 12:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's exactly that.

06.10.2025 12:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Halloween must come to him if it wants to see the full costume

06.10.2025 12:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Everyone already like "no...no questions...just please make it stop"

06.10.2025 12:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No I believe "the increase" part, the intentional vagueness I'm referring to is the extent of the "increase, " from what to what, and the underlying reasons behind the increase

06.10.2025 12:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It just seems suspiciously vague for it to be a legitimate observation in any way

06.10.2025 12:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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