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A ★★½ review of The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes (2023) dnf. i don’t know if a prequel to something like the hunger games is a very… compelling prospect, besides monetarily, because in my head there’s not much you can do with a prequel that has to align wi...

the ballad of songbirds and snakes is NOT the worst hunger games movie and that is the BEST thing that i can say about it. dnf.
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A ★★★★½ review of The Long Walk (2025) “you wanna walk with me a while?” devastating. predictable, maybe, but goddamn devastating. some of the best work i’ve seen in a while, especially from the actors. cooper hoffman and david jonsson, ob...

congratulations, francis lawrence, you finally made a movie as a good as the one hunger games movie you DIDN’T direct. the long walk made me cry THREE SEPARATE TIMES…
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A ★★★★ review of Marvel Zombies (2025) ugly art style and the fact that this should’ve been a movie aside… they COOOOOOOOOOOKED! they cooked so hard idea wise that i just wish they placed more importance on this cause it kind of just feels...

marvel zombies soooo good when you ignore the fact that most people are never gonna know how good it is…
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A ★★★★ review of F1 (2025) this movie is strikingly simple for as long as it is- but i’m not necessarily hating on that because it’s a blast to watch. the shots they managed to get in this thing… wow. truly tense, and really in...

f1 is really really really cool for as simple of a movie it is.
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A ★★★★ review of Weapons (2025) really quite a fun movie despite the circumstances portrayed within it… do NOT know how well it would go over upon rewatch but i’m gonna choose to leave this as simply good in my brain and never touch...

weapons is really fun and really original and really should not be looked at under a microscope otherwise it’ll likely fall apart-
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A ★★★★★ review of Portrait of a Lady on Fire (2019) “she didn’t see me.” oh, but she did… my jaw was on the floor for the final 10 or so minutes, truly rocked me to my core. i could be being swayed by the ending, because there were times during the fil...

portrait of a lady on fire. that’s it. that’s the tweet.
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A ★★★★★ review of Adolescence (2025) did NOT realize this was going to entirely be a one take situation, and i don’t know if i’ve ever seen it utilized for a an entire MOVIE better yet a WHOLE SHOW (even if it is limited,) so this was tr...

adolescence is one of the most poignant shows that has ever been made. necessary viewing.
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A ★★★★½ review of 28 Years Later (2025) (not to nitpick, but that power rangers toy the boy had was from power rangers overdrive which came out in 2007… how does he have that toy? one of the great mysteries of this life…) anyway, this movie...

28 years later is probably the best legacy sequel that’s ever been made and more people should be shouting from the rooftops about it.
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A ½ review of War of the Worlds (2025) the most hilariously bad movie of all time maybe… its like impossible not to have fun with it, it’s kind of like our modern day The Room. like it’s dogshit, it is so bad and there is nothing good abou...

please… please watch war of the worlds. it’s the best worst thing possibly ever.
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A ★★ review of Lilo & Stitch (2025) disney… i allow you so much grace, much more than you deserve, but i’m drawing the line at bastardizing my favorite movie. let’s start with the good first though; pleakley… is so, so ugly. and so much...

disney i will never forgive you for bastardizing your best film like this… JUSTICE FOR JUMBA!
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A ★★★★ review of Waves (2019) holy shit this movie would be an INCREDIBLE book… anyway, i think it’s easy to call this movie slow, and it is, but i think if it’s done with this much intention (for example, that scene of him at the...

thank god i watched waves at 25 and not when i was a teenager cause i would’ve easily called it the greatest film of all time.
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A ★★★★ review of KPop Demon Hunters (2025) WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME MY BABY GIRL KIRA FROM TEEN WOLF WAS IN THIS? ARDEN CHO YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS! also audrey nuna… yeeeeah get your money girl YEAHHHH! anyway, if this movie had a little more...

YOU’RE MY SODA POP, MY LITTLE SODA POP! 😩
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A ★★★★ review of Superman (2025) there are so many big swings in this movie, it gets even better on rewatch cause you can focus less on the surprise of some of the swings and more on just the pure heart and comic book-y goodness on d...

if superman were like 10-15 minutes longer and had the days of the week title cards, i would probably think it’s the greatest thing i’ve ever seen.
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A ★★★★½ review of Thunderbolts* (2025) “you’re stuck, you’re alone, you look only at the bad. when i look at you, i don’t see your mistakes. that’s why we need each other.” inject this movie into my freaking veins, man. bucky is so goddamn...

thunderbolts* is so damn good when you don’t got a bitch in your ear telling you it flopped.
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A ★★★★ review of Materialists (2025) oh my god, celine song… i wasn’t in LOVE with past lives but you GOT ME THIS TIME! i ain’t never seen dakota johnson in a good movie before this is truly flooring me… GOOD FOR YOU GIRL! this harkens b...

materialists is the kind of romcom we need right now.
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A ★★½ review of Eternals (2021) bold, beautiful (albeit mostly beige,) and unfortunately boring; eternals is a mess of a movie that has so much going on and yet none of it feels substantial because it should’ve just been a tv show. ...

ya know, i can relate to eternals’ cult fan base- i too love wasted potential a little bit more than i should sometimes.
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this is my place to dump my (underrated, wonderful, ever so insightful) letterboxd reviews now, everybody cheer

A ★★½ review of Black Widow (2021) starting this movie with that god awful smells like teen spirit cover… a terrible omen. this movie is not terrible, but it is UNFORTUNATELY closer to mid than it is good and a lot of people hate mid m...

rewatched black widow while waiting for thunderbolts to come out on disney plus… god i wish the good parts of this movie were just the whole thing.
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everyone’s still on twitter it’s so sad… we’re really just dying with that titanic

omg i forgot about this app… heyyyy

they have one i think! idk if it was just for gamers though or if that’s just a lot of what i watch

(truthfully, i listen to music to sleep a lot)

i built this spotify wrapped BRICK BY BRICK… finally a year i can be proud of 🤝

“realism” they cry, “realistic reflections” they scream… i do not care i am here to push buttons have fun and leave

hey now (feat. dody6) Kendrick Lamar, Dody6 · GNX · Song · 2024

#vantessongoftheday sorry, this album is just my energy rn
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squabble up Kendrick Lamar · GNX · Song · 2024

#vantessongoftheday I AMMMMMN REINCARNATED!
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i miss when instagram wasn’t just facebook 2.0

have a good day! mwah!

clearly, fool. she knows that too which is why she LITERALLY SAID SHE WASNT VOTING FOR TRUMP. all she said was that she was not publicly endorsing a candidate (which ultimately means nothing, and is not an actual pledge to vote for said person anyway. just a willingness to accept money from them)

she said, and it’s literally in the excerpt that YOU posted, that she was not voting for trump at all. just that she didn’t want to publicly showboat kamala when she, just like the republicans, are actively supporting and funding a genocide. stop being dense.