LIL GREEN

Fuck yall doing? 🤣

I need help 🥹

Men & Studs… what yall pay for your haircut?? Im tryna see sumn.

I love this video. The way he causally lifted this grown man 😭

After 3 months, finally getting a haircut tomorrow!!!! I can’t wait lmfao

I love black men. I saw this black man today yall. He was gorgeous!!! Pretty ass skin, nice smile, has waves, dressed nice. I told him he was a beautiful human & so handsome. He smiled & giggled. I hope I made his day. If I didn’t have to be professional I woulda told him he’s “sperm donor fine” 🤣

Bittchhhh taking that shit out…. Omg

By far the worst test I’ve ever had to do. Absolutely would not do this again 😩

I had to have an esophageal manometry today & lemme tell you… my throat hurts 😩. Who got any home remedies besides gargling salt water?

I can’t seem to make above a 74 on my tests & it’s pissing me off cause I’ll think I did well then bloop. Did shitty.

Not far off though fr

Chileeee this sound like some movie shit but I wouldn’t put it past them fr

This why she needa tell you…

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m sorry but omg

I just know that heffa ain’t crying???

Yall are so boring. Don’t talk back or nun.

I knew the Lexapro was working when I casually walked .3 of a mile in the cold ass 34 degree ass rain not mad, not bothered, not upset at myself for making a mistake. In my head I was all sunshine & rainbows thinking “well I got a little exercise in on my off day” 🤣🤣🤣 just blissful af lmfao

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I made it home. Other than that today was a pretty good day & my new position is going well 😁. As of now I’m a lot less stressed & so far the vibes are immaculate.

I was.” So nonetheless ima follow suit & remember exactly where I parked cause ion wanna have to make that walk again in the cold ass rain. On top of the I stepped in a puddle that covered my entire shoes & got my pants wet. So that was my adventure after work. Got unintentional exercise & now

Meeeee why tf I got off the bus one stop too early. Now I had already been questioning which stop was mine. Shorty that was sitting across from me was laughing cause I was confused as hell hunny. She was like “that’s why I had to stop parking every which a way & be consistent cause I’d forget where

That’s the cheapest, ☝🏽 BUT the furthest away from my clinic. With the subsidy I won’t pay anything (which is good considering I’m a float position & won’t be there 99% of the time) but I have to ride the bus over to the hospital. So being that today is my first day at the new lot I’m lost. Yall tell

So gather round folks 🤣. Today is my 2nd day in my new position which means I switched parking decks that I park in. I used to park right next to the clinic I worked at… however that was $98 (after the $30 subsidy) & waaayyy on the other end of the hospital than where I am now. So I picked the lot

Finally no more paying $98/month to park for work. Switched positions & switched parking decks!!!

Showed up 19 mins later to your appt & fussing at me cause you have to sign annually paperwork. Please bffr & shut up

Don’t tell me to do something cause now I’m not gonna wanna do it.

The prep is the worst part about a colonoscopy cause they put you to sleep & you don’t even feel them inside ya ass. Bad thing is they don’t wipe the line off when they’re done.

My dad said he put five shots in the drink

Absolutely tf not. Why???

Damn already typing typos lmfaooo