Now begins the challenge of βHow long can I hold in my pee because thereβs a cat sleeping on me and it would be rude to disturb herβ
23.05.2025 00:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@it-is-dan.bsky.social
I somehow understand PChem even less now || He/Him
Now begins the challenge of βHow long can I hold in my pee because thereβs a cat sleeping on me and it would be rude to disturb herβ
23.05.2025 00:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We are two weeks out from 100 nights, and while I definitely do want to go, I also canβt deny how funny it would be for it to get cancelled a third time
16.05.2025 17:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs a brutal state of affairs when I need to actually cheer for the Eagles, but here we are.
Go birds, I guess
Oh God, Dallas fans have to try and recover from this Luka trade just in time to watch the Eagles play in the Super Bowl
I was trying to make this a joke, but thatβs just frankly too brutal
They got Stephen A. calling into SportsCenter right now like this is Desert Storm
02.02.2025 05:37 β π 2354 π 325 π¬ 13 π 37If there was ever a time for Adam Silver to step in for βbasketball reasonsβ, itβs now. I donβt even like the Mavs but that trade is absolute fucking malpractice
02.02.2025 06:02 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I know who follows me knows what I am talking about, but I cannot get over the absolute fucking malpractice from the Mavericks holy shit
02.02.2025 06:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I wanted to go to bed an hour ago, but then the craziest trade in NBA history happened, so I guess Iβll be up for a bit longer
02.02.2025 05:59 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Snow is unbelievably good at falling only when I want to leave work
29.01.2025 20:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs been so long since Iβve actually posted on one of these sites. With hard work and time, maybe I can be just as unfunny as I was before
25.01.2025 20:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0