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Chaos by design.

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22.11.2025 17:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Microsoft: let's give our shitty apps even uglier icons

17.11.2025 20:19 — 👍 43    🔁 7    💬 1    📌 0

A split diopter shot with a guy eating a banana split and another splitting his pants.

13.11.2025 23:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Again, to every videogame writer who wrote funny emails to read in an immersive sim/etc. where I rolled my eyes and said out loud, "lol like anyone would ever email something this on the nose", again, sorry, I was wrong, life sucks, you nailed it

12.11.2025 22:35 — 👍 2249    🔁 581    💬 14    📌 18

Remember 5 years ago when people thought there were coded messages in the Wayfair catalogue so elites could traffick children in giant cabinets? Anyway it turns out they just send emails like "hey it's me, your best buddy Pedophile Jeff, come do sex crimes at my house"

13.11.2025 02:39 — 👍 458    🔁 89    💬 3    📌 2

Magnificoooooo.

13.11.2025 19:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Okay I want all the new Valve hardware.

12.11.2025 20:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is a Vespasian stub, right?

07.11.2025 04:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Post image 04.11.2025 17:33 — 👍 309    🔁 82    💬 4    📌 4
Tomagatchis getting it on.

Tomagatchis getting it on.

Tomagatchis be getting fresh.

14.10.2025 22:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hell yes.

10.10.2025 02:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tron 2.0 will always be the real sequel.

10.10.2025 02:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm a massive Tron fan, but I'm an even massiver Not Jared Leto Fan.

10.10.2025 02:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What better time to buy Selaco than now?

02.10.2025 18:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That's fucking depressing.

02.10.2025 18:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is me all this week.

02.10.2025 18:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Macro shot of a hover fly in flight, its yellow-and-black abdomen highlighted against a soft out-of-focus backdrop.

Macro shot of a hover fly in flight, its yellow-and-black abdomen highlighted against a soft out-of-focus backdrop.

One day I'll nail this shot properly.

02.10.2025 17:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

All I can think about this week is finishing a script, knowing full well I have no one to actually be in my movie, no location to shoot it at, and no gear to shoot it with.

02.10.2025 16:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Remake S1mOne with her.

29.09.2025 18:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

nope.avi

11.09.2025 12:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh hey, thoughts and prayers do work.

10.09.2025 22:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As bleak as things seem, in just a few short years it's probably going to be a lot bleaker.

02.09.2025 20:51 — 👍 55    🔁 22    💬 0    📌 1

Thank you for reminding me I need to start this over and finish it.

01.09.2025 23:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey - if you're creating something yourself, be it a wood carving, a sewing project, a painting, a 3D model, a music piece, a clay sculpture, or anything else:

I'm proud of you. Keep going. You've got this. Don't listen to the bad voice; listen to mine. You're important. Keep at it. Head high.

30.08.2025 02:06 — 👍 66    🔁 26    💬 0    📌 1

Who's excited to watch Fantasic 4 and Fast Five back to back?

22.07.2025 03:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ugh. I was actually looking forward to Perfect Dark.

03.07.2025 03:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Beauty hack: don’t be racist

27.06.2025 12:18 — 👍 375    🔁 135    💬 4    📌 4

This place could use less billionaires.

08.06.2025 23:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oi, suddenly wanting a Coke and Coffee. Why they take that away from us?

15.05.2025 21:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope

08.05.2025 17:36 — 👍 28895    🔁 8150    💬 38    📌 763

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