Fred The Shark 🦈

a man with a beard wearing a hat and a leather jacket is smiling in a black and white photo . ALT: a man with a beard wearing a hat and a leather jacket is smiling in a black and white photo .

Cuphead boss animation

Ghost town fr

Lol

a bald man in a suit and white shirt is sitting in a chair with his fist in the air . ALT: a bald man in a suit and white shirt is sitting in a chair with his fist in the air .

Was right, who could have seen that coming

"What if "nothing" never existed? Maybe there is, and always was, an everything forever." - morn1415, Star Size Comparison 2

Years Of Inbreeding Causes Dog To Birth British Man -The Onion

Years Of Inbreeding Causes Dog To Birth British Man
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*I slowly drag the cigar away from my lips and puff out some smoke*
"Yeah, InGen sued the hell out of us before we opened so this is all we have."
*I slowly point to a Ichthyosaurus flopping out of water as a worker runs up and throws a bucket of water onto it*

Here you go, a Space Maid bringing lunch and a PAWer Fist to the battlefield.

Based on @chumiicham.bsky.social amazing design.

#warhammercommunity #warhammer40k

The townspeople in the Twilight Zone episode "It's a Good Life" waking up the next day before Anthony wakes up:

"Oh God... Not the Loan Shark!" *I say in horror as a shark in a fancy business suit waddles out of the dark alleyway*
"I'm da Loan Shark."

For years I assumed that fantasy football meant like football in a fantasy setting so like with orcs and stuff so I'm really disappointed that it's actually not that.

even Tanjiro, Nezuko's human ally joins the fight, as the ultimate battle for the Entertainment District rages, the fate of the entire world hangs in the balance!

Now legends unite to fight! Deep in the Entertainment District, a battle is brewing, FEARSOME NEZUKO HAS EVOLVED! To become more powerful than ever and joins the mighty Tengen Uzui with his powerful chain swords to face the deadliest demons ever, the giant ruthless Daki and Gyutaro,

FEARSOME GODZILLA HAS EVOLVED

Happy Turkey Day 🦃🦃🦃🇹🇷🦃🦃

Weapon Added To Each Thanksgiving Place Setting In Preparation For Blowout Family Argument

Mrs. Pepper, a beautiful southeast asian latina woman met Mr. Salt, a Chinese French immigrant.

while dating: my beauotiful girlfriend,

while engaged: my perfect fiancee,

5 minutes into being married: my bitch wife,

Pencil sketch of A large lanky creature crouches at the foot of baby Jesus’s crib in the manger

El Chupacabra witnesses Christ in the manger

Still does just wanting for Other Mother to pop up and replace my eyes with buttons any minute

Arthropleura, the largest known arthropod to ever exist at an estimated 2.5 metres long, walks slowly along an ancient Carboniferous coastline looking for food.

Obviously Santa isn’t real, it’s El Chupacabra who deliverers presents every year

No, they both are real, they are business partners and they take turns delivering presents to every continent.

Fox News losing all of their television hosts after Trump wins:

Me: "What are those things that beavers build that they use to block off water?"
Kendrick Lamar: