🪵🍄‍🟫🫙The HR Witch 🫙🍄‍🟫🪵

Love Euphorbias! Some things in life are worth every penny! 😉

So the Meta whistleblower drops the tea on 4/9… and Black Mirror drops Common People with the same plot on 4/10?
Charlie Brooker, be honest, was she in the writers’ room or nah?
Common People wasn’t fiction, it was just slightly delayed journalism.

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True story: Almost 28 years ago, I almost didn’t get married because I told my husband, “I’m not changing my last name, this isn’t a witness protection program.” I said I’d carry my father’s name with pride for life. He eventually got over it. And guess what? Time proved me right… as usual.

I came here to say exactly that.

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The good thing about doing things in community is the accountability. After reminding my whole family about Blackout Day all week, today I asked my husband to stop and get some bread. He kindly reminded me, “I would, but today is Blackout Day.” I forgot! Never mind, no bread then.

Ruby Ridge is trending on Twitter, which likely means the right is reviving it to stoke outrage. History weaponized to fuel anger. Stay sharp, people. 🤔🤨

Trust me, bro.

@teewatterss on threads posted: watching the final season it felt so ridiculous that Daenerys could go mad within a two episode arc but 40 days into 2025 and like I get it now

what we need around here are more dragons

I went to my Congressman's local office today. First off, they were surprised that I was there. They said they had been getting phone calls, but I was the first walk-in. That said, the phones were not ringing off the hook. If the DC phone lines are busy, try calling the local office.

Rest in peace. 🕯️

Russia just got all of our information, yet we are still discussing TikTok.

Fictional Rumor Claims ICE Paused Hotline Due to Influx of Calls About Musk Musk is an immigrant from South Africa.

I have seen many people spreading this RUMOR. What a great opportunity! 😉

Thank you! I needed a good laugh!

Given the current state of the union, this seems expected. It has the potential to become a trend because people are scared. Fear is never good for business.

I spotted this on TikTok. People are talking about a couple of protests. This one seems to be happening first, but there’s talk of another one planned for March. #cutewinterboots

You need to include the human flesh of his son. As a mother, I find that to be one of the vilest things he does.

When you poke the bear, people will tolerate abuse only up to a point. This is starting to get interesting!

Shhhhh 🤫 You’ll get canceled! There are a lot of Blue Anon people here in denial. If you even suggest that both parties are 💩 right now, you’ll get blocked.

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The planner in me wishes we had a national organizing database where you could filter by state, district, and the causes you’re passionate about. All the “jobs” would appear, letting you choose based on your interests and skills. There’s too much happening, and we need to focus.

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Sociology’s ‘shock syndrome’ explains it all: overwhelm the system with rapid changes—like hundreds of executive orders—and people become too stunned to react effectively. It’s not governance; it’s a strategy. Stay alert.

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China spends $6M on an AI that works, and we invest $500B on Stargate AI? I guess the ‘gate’ in Stargate is for where all our money disappears. Seems like Stargate needs to be the first DOGE project.

Thank you. I came here to say the same. This has been retweeted too many times.

People are seeking books to teach their kids about diversity & belonging. What I hear: They're looking for books from a plethora of perspectives! Here are a few books, you & your kids may already be reading them ☺️
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I'm not teaching my grad course 'Civil Resistance: How It Works' this semester. But here is an abridged version of the course schedule, readings, and films I used the last time I taught it (in 2022). Just in case it's useful. drive.google.com/file/d/14RRJ...

Thanks for sharing. That felt good.

"Excluding Indians": Trump admin questions Native Americans' birthright citizenship in court The Trump admin is leaning on a pre-14th Amendment law in its fight to redefine birthright citizenship

Ooooffff, the grift is real! Make them renounce their tribal identity, seize their land, and steal their resources. Take the casinos, ruin them (since he has experience doing that), and make money in the process. Is that the plan?

Imagine being under him and having to follow his orders, wondering if he’s drunk that day or not. That has to be stressful! 😓

Surge of Female Enlistments Helped Drive Army Success in Reaching 2024 Recruiting Goal Nearly 10,000 women signed up for active duty in 2024, an 18% jump from the previous year, while male recruitment increased by just 8%, the data shows.

This is interesting, considering the military wouldn’t have met its recruitment goals without women enlisting.